13 definitions by Lord Gannet V
When a woman cleans your dick with her Tongue, clearing pant fluff and smeg before she takes your length.
by Lord Gannet V March 16, 2020
Blow your nut custard on me I’m a dirty smegladyte.
I’m going to blast my muck up your hoop you fucking dirty smegladyte.
I’m going to blast my muck up your hoop you fucking dirty smegladyte.
by Lord Gannet V March 2, 2020
She’s a bit of a spunk merchant, she can’t get enough of the white stuff, shes constantly got a cock in her gob.
by Lord Gannet V March 21, 2022
by Lord Gannet V March 6, 2020
The Jizinator 2000
by Lord Gannet V April 27, 2022
that prozzie was a right goer.
I Smashed her back door in all night till I fired my load from my custard sacks right in her dung box.
I Smashed her back door in all night till I fired my load from my custard sacks right in her dung box.
by Lord Gannet V March 2, 2020
She was gobbling away on my purple headed love truncheon, I was so close to blasting my nut custard so I whipped it out and smashed it in her trout end.
by Lord Gannet V March 2, 2020