4 definitions by Unge_smegmaburger

The double wet

When you are just about to lose your virginity, but your mom comes home. So you rather just finger the girl and cry
Both her pussy and your eyes are wet.

Hey dude, didnt you meet that girl yesterday?
Yeah man, it all went to shit...
How so? Didn't you say that you were going to fuck her?
Yeah man, i only got the double wet.

by Unge_smegmaburger February 4, 2019

Smegjob

When you havent showered in a couple of days, your cock is full of smelly smegma. And a girl gives you a blowjob.

Your mom gave me a smegjob last night! She said it tasted like thotianas asshole

by Unge_smegmaburger January 4, 2019

Cry

When urban dictionary doesnt add your definitions

I just cried,
I will cry again because the past tense of cry means i cant add the definition

by Unge_smegmaburger February 15, 2019

smegcine

Medicine for the smegma problem, your mom wont like it.

I just started my smegcine today. Got my last smegjob yesterday, im gonna miss it

by Unge_smegmaburger January 4, 2019