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Smegg head 

The greatest insult on british tv ever from red dwarf
Smegg head by louis May 13, 2005
Words you can keep
From the comedy sci-fi show Red Dwarf smeg-head is an insult which can mean 'idiot' or basically 'bastard.'
"You complete smeg head Lister."
"He's such a smeg head he'd stick his finger in a plug socket."
smeg head by Radclyffe November 8, 2003
similair to calling someone an asshole or totall gitt.
Comes from the root word "Smeg" as in cheese dick.
Rimmer, you are a totall smeg head!


smeg head by Kevin February 17, 2003
A person who's facial appearance is replaced with smegma.
I'll give that smeghead a smegging kick up the ass.
From Smegma - meaning the cheesey scum found under the foreskin. Adapted for use in "Red Dwarf"
Can be used to describe spoddy geeks who actually still watch Red Dwarf, or annoying people
"Christ did you see him!? What a smeg head"
smeg head by Foolfarian May 9, 2004
a complete smeggatori in context of smeggory the complete smeg has to have smeggly attributes.
rimmer, skidz, hazza, twonks, twirps, bambozzlas, smeggatori's, and smeeeeeeg heeeeads.
smeg head by El Presidento January 1, 2004

Smeg Head Shit Face

Some fat cunt asshole who wont stop being a little shit/ stupid whore.
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