SMEGG 

a Sausage Mcmuffin with EGG.

One SMEGG to go.

SMEGG by robnation November 23, 2013

smegg 

Smegg is a word used to describe another persons love when you yourself find this person unattractive. This may simply be because of a certain feature about them that you dislike e.g they have no eyebrows (which this source finds attractive on goth guys despite what a certain person might say). Sound confusing? Look at the example.

Eww, don't tell me that's your smegg?!

smegg by HellishxGothxPhreaq September 17, 2006

Smegg 

Spinning a painted wooden egg, because it's fun, and you should do it sometime. Once one "smeggs" they cannot go back from their smeggy ways.

Mother, get out of my room, I am currently smegging.

Smegg by Nightmare is Taken March 14, 2022

smegg nog

A spicy holiday drink made from cinnamon, nutmeg, cream, and ejaculate. To prepare; pour cream into your partner's mouth, sprinkle on cinnamon and nutmeg, then drop a load and sweeten to taste.

Jason: "Sarah, what's your favorite thing about the holidays"

Sarah: "Hmmm... Well, I love cuddling up in front of the fire with a mug of your spunky smegg nog!"

smegg nog by terminal2 December 23, 2008

Smegg head 

The greatest insult on british tv ever from red dwarf

"rimmer your such a smegg head!"

Smegg head by louis May 13, 2005

Smegg-mayonnaise

When you pull back the foreskin, and discover a Jacket Potato's worth of lumpy discharge beneath the mushroom cap.

Jane: "I finally managed to get my hands on Bill's penis last night."

Rita: "Oh, what was it like?"

Jane: "Well, It would have been fine, if not for all the Smegg-Mayonnaise"

Rita: "Shame".

Smegg-mayonnaise by SammyLou2019 October 29, 2019

smegg and cress

A delicious sandwich made up of nob crust and cress

Im love having smegg and cress sandwiches in my meal deal

smegg and cress by TheRealKnobgoblin November 13, 2021