Radclyffe's definitions

monkey dust

An animated comedy which makes little sense but still seems one of the most amusing things on telly this decade.

"Monkey Dust- BBC3 - 9:30 - Tuesday (?) Watch it!"

by Radclyffe December 1, 2003

Merton

An insult for someone who is interested in the occult or a nerd. ALso used for Goths. Not very offensive as it's not well known. Taken from the series 'Big Wolf on Campus' which starred Danny Smith as Merton J Dingle a Gothic nerd with an occult obbsession.

"Have you seen that new lad- he's such a Merton."
"Black nail varnish, Book of Shadows and 100% in Science- you'resuch a Merton."

by Radclyffe December 1, 2003

kurt cobain

Kurt Cobain: Everything about his past and his lifeh as already been defined- all that remains to say is that he was the greatest singer in my opinion. So many incredible songs, so many fans and yet- so many haters.R.I.P Kurt Cobain- Boddah loves you forever.

Kurt Cobain may not have been a God of Music- but he was the closest thing on this Earth.

by Radclyffe July 30, 2004

garlic bread

In the immortal words of Peter Kay comedy GENIUS
1) It's the future- I've tasted it.
2) Garlic? Bread? Bread wi' garlic in?

"It's bread right, bread with garlic in!"

by Radclyffe January 1, 2004

Beenie Hat

A stye of hat (like a woolly hat but minus the bobble) it's often worn by Craig David, nerds, punks or ME.

I'm never without my black skull beenie.

by Radclyffe December 7, 2003

smeg head

From the comedy sci-fi show Red Dwarf smeg-head is an insult which can mean 'idiot' or basically 'bastard.'

"You complete smeg head Lister."
"He's such a smeg head he'd stick his finger in a plug socket."

by Radclyffe November 8, 2003

10th kingdom

A fantasy show which follows the tale of Virginia Lewis as she is transported, via a magic mirror, to the fariytale world of the nine kingdoms. She is accompanied by Wolf (a wolf in a man's body), Tony Lewis (her father) and Prince (a real Prince in a dog's body.) These companions must save the kingdoms from the Evil Queen. It's was the best thing on Sky One over Xmas.

Sky One, weekdays, 12pm
Sky Mix, weekdays, 6pm

by Radclyffe January 1, 2004