SmegRag

A piece of cloth, usually in the form of a rag, that is used to wipe away smegma from an uncircumcised penis. Often used to dislodge smegma before spontaneous sexual intercourse. The original purpose of a suit’s pocket square was to serve as a SmegRag for affluent men.

Seth: “Oh no, I have smegma and that girl wants spontaneous sex!”

Rob: “Don’t worry Seth, you can borrow my SmegRag.”

Seth: “What’s a SmegRag?”

Rob: “A SmegRag is an essential tool for any gentleman prone to smegma. Wipe your smegma away and blow her mind!”

by SethRob December 5, 2025

Smearage

An adjective used to describe a sloppy, smearing of something. Usually applied to speaking about make-up or other, easily-smudged coverings.

Synonyms: slop, smudge, nastiness, gunk, grossness

Antonyms: goodness, fly, clean, fresh, perfect

Related Words: smear, smudge, smeargle, smeared

Misspellings: smearedge, smearege, smearodge, smerage, smirage

"Oh god, did you see that gross smearage all over that hoe's face?"

"Dammit, man! You left a bunch of fucking smearage on the toilet seat!"

by Johnny Fuk Joo June 11, 2012

Smegmageddon

A natural disaster caused by an extreme excess of smegma concealed in one's own foreskin. Usually caused by not cleaning your foreskin on the regular or from dietary problems resulting in a sudden growth of smegma.

Bill: Hey man are you going to the game tomorrow?
Fred: Nah man my family and I are getting out of town before the Smegmageddon gets here.
Bill: OH SH*T I GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE!
Fred: Yeah dude, it's pretty tragic.

by Grandpa Bob June 28, 2016

Smegmagon

(noun) The geometric shape of a clusterfuck.

I went down to the local watering hole to take in the game and down a few pints, but the place was cordoned off with crime scene tape and surrounded by patrol cars; no way was I going to walk into that smegmagon.

by Hellzapoppin' September 16, 2021

Smeragliuolo

A white man's penis that is equal or greater lenght than a CLavin.

And she said, "wow my mom was right you do have a Smeragliuolo."

by Cowman with aids June 5, 2007

Smegmagic

1. Smegmagic is the art of casting spell drain the ultimate white power of the smegma. Smegma works like spiritual energy (mana) in this art. The legend says that the greatest smegmage stacked so much smegma that the power of his smell was able to kill his enemies.


2. Smegmagic is a forgotten powerful spell agaisnt the emos. All we know about this spell is that she was high-speed-flying-plasma-smegma-ball and her name was Super-Magnetic-Electro-Gamma-Master-Attack

1. OMFG this smegmage is incredible his smegmagic is so strong.

2. yesterday I just casted a smegmagic spell and it killed 4 emos.

by smegmanal October 15, 2008

smeggage

1) when you have a dirty face

2) when someone has ejaculated on your face

thats some serious smeggage you've got going on

by never you mind what my name is June 30, 2008