1. Smegmagic is the art of casting spell drain the ultimate white power of the smegma. Smegma works like spiritual energy (mana) in this art. The legend says that the greatest smegmage stacked so much smegma that the power of his smell was able to kill his enemies.


2. Smegmagic is a forgotten powerful spell agaisnt the emos. All we know about this spell is that she was high-speed-flying-plasma-smegma-ball and her name was Super-Magnetic-Electro-Gamma-Master-Attack

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