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Smegmagic 

1. Smegmagic is the art of casting spell drain the ultimate white power of the smegma. Smegma works like spiritual energy (mana) in this art. The legend says that the greatest smegmage stacked so much smegma that the power of his smell was able to kill his enemies.


2. Smegmagic is a forgotten powerful spell agaisnt the emos. All we know about this spell is that she was high-speed-flying-plasma-smegma-ball and her name was Super-Magnetic-Electro-Gamma-Master-Attack
1. OMFG this smegmage is incredible his smegmagic is so strong.

2. yesterday I just casted a smegmagic spell and it killed 4 emos.
Smegmagic by smegmanal October 15, 2008
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smegmaintenance

The act of cleaning under the foreskin.
One reason Eamon gets so much fellatio is that he keeps his junk neat and sweet by performing smegmaintenance thrice a week.

smegmatitis 

Rash or inflammation caused by titfucking with a cheesy penis
Q: What's that poxy rash on your chest, bitch?
A: That's smegmatitis from tit fucking with Rastus's alabama black snake. He aint washed it for a month!
smegmatitis by Argusm May 20, 2007

smegmatite 

smegma that has been dripping down and colecting over a long period of time and drys in a formation like a stalactite commonly found in caves.
wow! thats one hell of a smegmatite! how long have you been growing it?
smegmatite by thecreator May 26, 2006

smegmalicious 

1. Having qualities or properties similar to the dick cheese substance.

2. Being utterly disgusting and revolting.
Ugh, did you see Teddy's in his man thong? That was smegmalicious!
smegmalicious by unassumingGENIUS September 5, 2007

smegmatic 

An expression used to describe something that is smega-like in smell, look, or consistency
your sister's breath was very smegmatic this morning, so i told her to eat some mouth wash flavored pudding

smegmafication 

1. The act of placing cheese on a pizza.
Michael, having been employed for years at a pizza parlor, engaged in the frequent smegmafication of his pies on a daily basis. smegma