Smedding 

Smedding is an activity commonly practiced in much of Eastern Europe and also within the Estonian community in Colchester, England.

The practice itself has no known origin and invlolves the insertion of items (commonly a finger) into a male's anus whilst fellatio is being perfomed to enable the "smedee" to reach climax when it may not naturally happen.

The term Smedding was first coined by the erotic novelist Donatien Alphonse François de Sade (the Marquis De Sade) in his first novel Justine (Les Infortunes de la Vertu), first published in 1791.

The main character Justine is seen to be performing fellatio on another main character Mikael Smedkovic who asks the young maiden to insert an un-named root vegetable (commonly believed to be a carrot) into his anus to enable him to climax after consuming a large amount of Absinthe.

Last night I was that pissed I had to get my missus to 'Smed' me using her finger, just so I could cum!

I was having a pissed up wank last night and fell asleep as it was taking so long, I wish I had 'Smed' myself.

It only takes me a few minutes to cum while I am 'Smedding' myself.

Smedding by dildo benito September 28, 2009

Load Shedding 

An action in which the South African government tortures their civilians by causing a black out on a daily bases varying from 1-5 hours. There are varies stages to load shedding if you have stage one you are very very lucky

e.g: Eskom is being a doos and starting load shedding again after 2 of our presidents promised it'd never happen again

Load Shedding by local south african fact spekr November 17, 2021

bonzai sledding 

The act of backcountry sledding, during winter, in the woods, usually off trail, and often in the woods, where broken bones are common.

"Man I just went bonzai sledding with a bunch of suocers and I think I bruised my tail bone, and my pants grew a new bogina!"

"That's cool... you need a beer?"

"Yeah. Thanks."

bonzai sledding by Alpha_Tom November 12, 2008

Drunk Sledding 

When A snow day comes around and you want a little spark to sledding. Best when sledding 10 minutes after gulping down 10 shots of your favorite liquor. You wont feel a thing.

Yo, Were snowed in, lets get some Absolut and go drunk sledding!

Drunk Sledding by Abu and Antonella December 14, 2008

Night Sledding 

Female masturbation, usually involving a sex toy

Ex 1- Trisha: Im going night sledding with my pops

Portia: You shouldn't name your dildos Trisha.

Night Sledding by Sarah C Cups December 31, 2012

Nose Sledding 

The act of snorting cocaine.

'I want to go sledding. In my snow. NOSE sledding.'

Nose Sledding by Klairwho March 12, 2009

shoe sledding 

Show Sleading is when you decide to be a complete and utter moron (like us) and decided to grab onto the bumper of a car as it goes down a icy street and hold your body up with your feet/shoes. If you use milk shoes you tend to go slightly smoother.

Derek: Hey guys, lets go shoe sleeding.
Kody: Hell Yeah!
Matt: Fuck No, last time you guys knocked me off into that truck.

shoe sledding by Matt and Kody and Derek January 13, 2005