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Having the cleansing properties of soap(from the greek smekitos;to clean).
Natalie: dude that dick was so rank, I had to tell em to get smectic. so he found some peach scented shit for that stick.

Susan: did you at least get off?

Natalie: yeah, but we had to get tripsis first

susan: huh?

Natalie: sorry hun, thats a shampoo massage given in a bath(from the greek work tribo, meaning a rub down)

susan: nice!!:) rotflmao
Smectic by groodles>onya October 21, 2009
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testicles, specticles, watch wallet and keys 

A Checklist before you leave home or before leave your lover's lyre
he said, "testicles, specticles, watch wallet and keys", oh my glasses, what did i do with my glasses ? ? ?"

the specticles 

The Specticles
F. Chan
R. Cheng
C. Chiu
M. Gan
C. Hu
P. Lam
W. Lee
K. Li
M. Lin
N. Lo
J. Wong
K. Zhu
the specticles by woowsers August 1, 2008

smesticles 

testicles that give off an extreme odor.
daaayamn i can tell u got smesticles from all da way ova hee
smesticles by smog fog log August 1, 2012

specticular 

Anton has a specticular taste in music.
specticular by MaloyDY February 19, 2017

specticalling 

It's where a man sits on someone's face and their balls hang either side of the persons nose covering their eyes
My bofriend wanted to try out specticalling. He sat on my face and I couldnt see past his balls.
specticalling by Littlelegs198 February 25, 2017
Paris: Today my nail fell off from brushing my hair!
Ryan: How svectic!