Smeagolese

A combination of Gollum’s name of origin, ‘Sméagol,’ and ‘legalese,’ Smeagolese is legal term to describe legal language that at first seems standard, but on deeper inspection, disguises a sinister and antisocial declaration.

While written deftly, Zuckerberg’s anti-DEI statement is simply Smeagolese to discount diversity as a strength and to increase wealth disparity.

by HoneyBooRad January 11, 2025

Smeagoled

Smeagoled verb.



To be cornered & accosted by a person with a remarkable resemblance to the character Smeagole from the book Lord of the Rings.

Sherly almost made it to her office door when she was smeagoled by her boss Maroon.

by jake rivers July 25, 2007

Smeagolized

When someone smokes crack for way too long and their face begins to shrink from the top and the bottom. The end result looks just like Smeagol.

"Whoa you are one smeagolized crack head! Where are your teeth?!"

by Thats miss Deb to you! February 23, 2008

smeagoler

in reference to the character smeagol in The Lord if the Rings; a person who lurks, creeps, or wiggles their way into a situation or in order to get something.

That kid is a giant smeagoler. He is always THERE but nobody knows how he got there, who invited him; but no one really cares if he is THERE or not and no one cares enogh to make him leave.

I tried to smeagol a 40 from that kid but he would'nt share.

by Claire Penhale November 13, 2007

smeagolites

The virus you get in which your cough sounds like the word "gollum".

My smeagolites is making me crave the precious.

by Saruman's Army February 5, 2015

pengers and smeagols

An expression used when a fantastic situation is at hand. It shows thankfulness, and extreme happiness.

This word should be used in excessive moderation.

Thanks for this brand new hummer Poppa Dirk! Pengers and smeagols! :)!

by satanspineclogg July 7, 2004

pengers and smeagols

the equivalent of saying, "It's all good!" It is only used in the most extreme of circumstances.

"Yea, my wife just died, my sister fell down at work, my baby was just stolen, and I totally was forced to eat someones poo today but....its all pengers and smeagols! :)"

by Derk July 7, 2004