smeagolites

The virus you get in which your cough sounds like the word "gollum".

My smeagolites is making me crave the precious.

by Saruman's Army February 5, 2015

Smeagolized

When someone smokes crack for way too long and their face begins to shrink from the top and the bottom. The end result looks just like Smeagol.

"Whoa you are one smeagolized crack head! Where are your teeth?!"

by Thats miss Deb to you! February 23, 2008

smeagolize

to make something creepy or deviated from what society deems normal

the young artist smeagolized the statue in the town square by cutting of the hand and adding a large claw holding intestines

by lara monk October 5, 2003

Smeagolese

A combination of Gollum’s name of origin, ‘Sméagol,’ and ‘legalese,’ Smeagolese is legal term to describe legal language that at first seems standard, but on deeper inspection, disguises a sinister and antisocial declaration.

While written deftly, Zuckerberg’s anti-DEI statement is simply Smeagolese to discount diversity as a strength and to increase wealth disparity.

by HoneyBooRad January 11, 2025