smeagoler 

in reference to the character smeagol in The Lord if the Rings; a person who lurks, creeps, or wiggles their way into a situation or in order to get something.

That kid is a giant smeagoler. He is always THERE but nobody knows how he got there, who invited him; but no one really cares if he is THERE or not and no one cares enogh to make him leave.

I tried to smeagol a 40 from that kid but he would'nt share.

smeagoler by Claire Penhale November 13, 2007

Smeagoling

When your woman hops up on your cock on all 4s and rides you like your cock is her most precious.

Dude, my kids walked in while my wife was smeagoling me and she told them we were reenacting a scene from lord of the rings. Sméagol didn’t wear clothes.

Smeagoling by VirgoRising January 10, 2021

Smeagologist

A word with no particular meaning, but which might be applied to a person who has some beliefs which harmonize with mainstream Christianity, some which don't, and a whole lot more they are just not sure of.

As Smeagologist is not a word you will find in the dictionary, the meaning will probably emerge at some point, in a distorted form on the Internet's Urban Dictionary. However, I chose it because it doesn't have a particular meaning, and would be equal to me saying, "I have some beliefs which I think may harmonize with those of mainstream Christianity, some I think which don't, and a whole lot more that I'm just not sure about."

29 November 2012 by headheart at Theology Web Campus

Smeagologist by headheart December 4, 2012

smeaglet 

Tiny penis

"look that kid named Daniel has a smeaglet!"

smeaglet by shlongboy20 November 12, 2015

smeagle

to obtain something in a sneaky or underhanded manner.

Even though I wasn't invited, I smeagled my way into the party.

smeagle by Thom Thompson December 30, 2008

Smeagoled 

Smeagoled verb.



To be cornered & accosted by a person with a remarkable resemblance to the character Smeagole from the book Lord of the Rings.

Sherly almost made it to her office door when she was smeagoled by her boss Maroon.

Smeagoled by jake rivers July 25, 2007

smeager 

A smeager is the small portion on a fly's mouth which extends to eat food. If poked on the human skin it make leave tiny teeth marks.

Oh man, look at the fly on my burger...EW his smeager just touched it.

smeager by T-Jayzel June 20, 2004