Smeagolized 

When someone smokes crack for way too long and their face begins to shrink from the top and the bottom. The end result looks just like Smeagol.

"Whoa you are one smeagolized crack head! Where are your teeth?!"

Smeagolized by Thats miss Deb to you! February 23, 2008

Smeagoled 

Smeagoled verb.



To be cornered & accosted by a person with a remarkable resemblance to the character Smeagole from the book Lord of the Rings.

Sherly almost made it to her office door when she was smeagoled by her boss Maroon.

Smeagoled by jake rivers July 25, 2007

smeagolites

The virus you get in which your cough sounds like the word "gollum".

My smeagolites is making me crave the precious.

smeagolites by Saruman's Army February 5, 2015

smeagolize 

to make something creepy or deviated from what society deems normal

the young artist smeagolized the statue in the town square by cutting of the hand and adding a large claw holding intestines

smeagolize by lara monk October 5, 2003