smeagolize

to make something creepy or deviated from what society deems normal

the young artist smeagolized the statue in the town square by cutting of the hand and adding a large claw holding intestines

by lara monk October 5, 2003

Smeagoling

When your woman hops up on your cock on all 4s and rides you like your cock is her most precious.

Dude, my kids walked in while my wife was smeagoling me and she told them we were reenacting a scene from lord of the rings. Sméagol didn’t wear clothes.

by VirgoRising January 10, 2021

Smeagolized

When someone smokes crack for way too long and their face begins to shrink from the top and the bottom. The end result looks just like Smeagol.

"Whoa you are one smeagolized crack head! Where are your teeth?!"

by Thats miss Deb to you! February 23, 2008

smeagolites

The virus you get in which your cough sounds like the word "gollum".

My smeagolites is making me crave the precious.

by Saruman's Army February 5, 2015

Smeagoling

Verb- A sexual act in which a man is having sex with a woman doggy style, right as she is about to orgasm, the man leans in next to her ear and breathes like Smeagol from lord of the rings.

"Dude I smeagoled that bitch so hard last night!"
"We were smeagoling all night long."

by That-Guy March 20, 2013

Smeagoling

Verb.

To Smeagol is to hoard something in an obsessive scary way that is their precious. Usually involving an abrupt personality change.

Refurring to a character in the Lord of the Rings movies who was obsessed with the evil ring of power making him nuts and became Gollum.

(Technically from a nerdy standpoint it is "Golluming" but it didn't sound as funny.)

She was hugging the free fabric Smeagoling it to make sure the other crafters didn't get her precious pile.

by Thinkofme7 September 20, 2010

Smeagoling

When someone is "Smeagoling" it means that they are only thinking about themselves. their own ego.
it's when someone doesn't think about the movement or their group. they just think about their own fame and success.

"Look at that guy just taking all of the shine at a moment he doesn't even deserves it!"

"Yeah man, He is smeagoling big time right now."

by Be Loyal April 26, 2016