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Smasping 

Occurs when a person, boy or girl, jizzes for no reason or when they are extremely horny and it just sorta...happens. Usually occurs in public.
I was walking around the mall with my girlfriend when all of a sudden i began smasping.
Smasping by M4st3r_of_N0cl0ck February 18, 2010
suck my dick please, often used with middle school emo kids to hott sexy girls he would like to fuck
adam:smdp
shannon:you pervert
adam:but i really want you too!
smdp by pnpshann July 30, 2006
Stop Making Stupid People Famous

They will never love you, just your attention.
Just stop already, we already have one as president.
"Did you see Kylie's new line?"
"SMSPF"

"He is a smart and successful business man who tells it like it is!"
"SMSPF"
SMSPF by Mr. Papa Smurf April 2, 2017
A more polite way to say "suck my dick". Literally translates to "suck my dick please". It is not usually used to actually tell someone to suck your dick, but used as a troll weapon or as a form of trash talk over online FPS chat boxes.
Fag: LULZ you just got pwned noob. smdplz!!1 (suck my dick please)
Regular person: Wow you're a fag. And no I will not.
smdplz by Sivret20 October 23, 2011