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Smasping 

Occurs when a person, boy or girl, jizzes for no reason or when they are extremely horny and it just sorta...happens. Usually occurs in public.
I was walking around the mall with my girlfriend when all of a sudden i began smasping.
Smasping by M4st3r_of_N0cl0ck February 18, 2010
suck my dick please, often used with middle school emo kids to hott sexy girls he would like to fuck
adam:smdp
shannon:you pervert
adam:but i really want you too!
smdp by pnpshann July 30, 2006
Stop Making Stupid People Famous

They will never love you, just your attention.
Just stop already, we already have one as president.
"Did you see Kylie's new line?"
"SMSPF"

"He is a smart and successful business man who tells it like it is!"
"SMSPF"
SMSPF by Mr. Papa Smurf April 2, 2017
A more polite way to say "suck my dick". Literally translates to "suck my dick please". It is not usually used to actually tell someone to suck your dick, but used as a troll weapon or as a form of trash talk over online FPS chat boxes.
Fag: LULZ you just got pwned noob. smdplz!!1 (suck my dick please)
Regular person: Wow you're a fag. And no I will not.
smdplz by Sivret20 October 23, 2011
Boy: I am horny
Girl:me 2
Boy: can u smdp

Girl:sure babe
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026

Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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