Smbft 

Suck my big fat twat

Samantha: my neighbor told the landlord they smelled heavy marijuana smoke, but I have a medical marijuana card. I probably still shouldn't smoke inside but they can SMBFT, I'll just open more windows

Smbft by Twat Face 1994 July 26, 2023

Smftb 

Suck me from the back

Ay bro smftb u munchin my shit. If u wanna munch just smftb

Smftb by Himothy1- May 9, 2022

SMBTC 

A guy who defeated the evil Dark Lord from Super City Central. And now he's officially a hero! You may or may not know him from his youtube channel called "Super Mario Bros The Channel". (cuz SMBTC is an acronym for Super Mario Bros The Channel).

Whoa! Is That SMBTC, The Person Who Saved Super City Central!?

SMBTC by SMBTC149 November 30, 2022

smdftb 

"Suck My Dick From The Back"

1. "Trumpito aka little hands, can smdftb!! - desus & mero (viceland)"
2. "Last night Melania came over and smdftb!"

smdftb by daturtle9181 March 6, 2017

SMBFH 

Shaking My Big Fat Head - A term used often in text messages to describe feelings of disapproval or discontent

Paul - "Haha Chad ate fried chicken for breakfast"
Ed - "That brother eats chicken breakfast, lunch, and dinner. SMBFH"

SMBFH by ChickenBiskit March 4, 2012

SMBTT 

Suck my balls, two times! Originally came from the movie "Pineapple Express." (GREAT MOVIE) One of the characters, working for an oriental drug dealer, says it frequently throughout the movie.

I frequently use it one facebook when I'm talking to my friends-
Friend-wow ur an idiot
Me-SMBTT!!!

SMBTT by SMBTT March 27, 2010

smoft 

smooth and soft = smoft

–verb (used with object)
1. to put your mouth on a smooth and soft surface of the body such as stomach or butt with no hair, create an airtight seal with the mouth, then blow to emit a juicy fart sound

2. to punish by putting your mouth on someone's smooth and soft stomach and blowing to make him uncomfortable and laugh

–noun
3. an act or instance of smofting

-noun phrase
4. butt smoft, an act of smofting on someone's bare ass

Guy 1: It's time for your smoft. lift up your shirt

Person A: i'm going to smoft you 8 times
Person B: you are so gay

*guy is lying on the bed with his shorts pulled down to just below his waist, showing his bare ass*

Guy 2: Wow, it's a full moon tonight, time to butt smoft you

smoft by batrider March 31, 2011