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Samantha: my neighbor told the landlord they smelled heavy marijuana smoke, but I have a medical marijuana card. I probably still shouldn't smoke inside but they can SMBFT, I'll just open more windows

Smbft by Twat Face 1994 July 26, 2023

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Smftb

Suck me from the back

Ay bro smftb u munchin my shit. If u wanna munch just smftb

Smftb by Himothy1- May 9, 2022

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Smbft • smoft • SMBT • smft • smaft • smbfc • smbfjc • smdftb • Smift • smuft

SMBTC

A guy who defeated the evil Dark Lord from Super City Central. And now he's officially a hero! You may or may not know him from his youtube channel called "Super Mario Bros The Channel". (cuz SMBTC is an acronym for Super Mario Bros The Channel).

Whoa! Is That SMBTC, The Person Who Saved Super City Central!?

SMBTC by SMBTC149 November 30, 2022

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smdftb

"Suck My Dick From The Back"

1. "Trumpito aka little hands, can smdftb!! - desus & mero (viceland)"
2. "Last night Melania came over and smdftb!"

smdftb by daturtle9181 March 6, 2017

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SMBFH

Shaking My Big Fat Head - A term used often in text messages to describe feelings of disapproval or discontent

Paul - "Haha Chad ate fried chicken for breakfast"
Ed - "That brother eats chicken breakfast, lunch, and dinner. SMBFH"

SMBFH by ChickenBiskit March 4, 2012

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SMBTT

Suck my balls, two times! Originally came from the movie "Pineapple Express." (GREAT MOVIE) One of the characters, working for an oriental drug dealer, says it frequently throughout the movie.

I frequently use it one facebook when I'm talking to my friends-
Friend-wow ur an idiot
Me-SMBTT!!!

SMBTT by SMBTT March 27, 2010

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smoft

smooth and soft = smoft

–verb (used with object)
1. to put your mouth on a smooth and soft surface of the body such as stomach or butt with no hair, create an airtight seal with the mouth, then blow to emit a juicy fart sound

2. to punish by putting your mouth on someone's smooth and soft stomach and blowing to make him uncomfortable and laugh

–noun
3. an act or instance of smofting

-noun phrase
4. butt smoft, an act of smofting on someone's bare ass

Guy 1: It's time for your smoft. lift up your shirt

Person A: i'm going to smoft you 8 times
Person B: you are so gay

*guy is lying on the bed with his shorts pulled down to just below his waist, showing his bare ass*

Guy 2: Wow, it's a full moon tonight, time to butt smoft you

smoft by batrider March 31, 2011

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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