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Smitch
Smitch by Original-Goose October 8, 2019
smotc
an acronym commonly used on the East Coast, mostly in Northern New Jersey which stands for the term "smack me on the cock" therefore revealing the term 'smotc' when taking the first letter of each of the five words.
smotc by smotcingmaniac6969 May 14, 2011
smitchy
Smitch: Dude you're watching a baseball game when you're supposed to writing a proposal for Cysco.
Dude: Lighten up man, it's the Braves, they're going all they way..
Smitch: I'm reporting you to the GM....that is not work related, and I feel cheated.
Dude: Quit being smitchy...
Dude: Lighten up man, it's the Braves, they're going all they way..
Smitch: I'm reporting you to the GM....that is not work related, and I feel cheated.
Dude: Quit being smitchy...
smitchy by Polar Extreme May 13, 2010
smitch
smitch by brckhmptnsux January 15, 2021
The Smitch
The Toronto Raptors head coach, currently from 2004-2008. Often ridiculed by fans because of his mediocre coaching style and lack of ability to draw up plays. His reasons for winning consist of "we hit our shats" and his excuse for losing "we didn't hit our shats."
He miraculously pulled a 2007 coach of the year out of his ass.
The term "Smitch" was popularized by a comic made by a fan and spread over the internet.
He miraculously pulled a 2007 coach of the year out of his ass.
The term "Smitch" was popularized by a comic made by a fan and spread over the internet.
The Smitch by Chris337 December 16, 2008
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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