Definitions by batrider

Penn 

a university where students go to play Starcraft in a study room at the library during Spring Fling

Guy 1: Yo what school do you go to?
Guy 2: Penn
Guy 1: Oh nice, you play Starcraft at Van Pelt?
Guy 2: Everyday

Penn by batrider February 6, 2013

literally 

literally, actually, really, seriously, not figuratively

Person: i'm literally a polar bear

literally by batrider January 9, 2012

CS 

-noun
1. abbreviation for common sense

2. counterstrike

Dude 1: dude movies are made with at least three hundred thousand frames per second

Dude 2: wow you have nooooooo cs

Jared: giraffes are at least one hundred feet tall

Chris: you have no cs

CS by batrider January 9, 2012

moob 

man-boob, usually seen on fat guys

Scout 1: Man, do you think Billy Butler will steal 5 bases this season?

Scout 2: No way, his moobs are too big

moob by batrider March 31, 2011

home depot dance

to shake your ass in front of your friend wearing nothing except a tool belt from home depot

dude, he home depot danced in front of me last night, good thing the belt pocket with the home depot logo covered his schlong

home depot dance by batrider March 31, 2011

smoft 

smooth and soft = smoft

–verb (used with object)
1. to put your mouth on a smooth and soft surface of the body such as stomach or butt with no hair, create an airtight seal with the mouth, then blow to emit a juicy fart sound

2. to punish by putting your mouth on someone's smooth and soft stomach and blowing to make him uncomfortable and laugh

–noun
3. an act or instance of smofting

-noun phrase
4. butt smoft, an act of smofting on someone's bare ass

Guy 1: It's time for your smoft. lift up your shirt

Person A: i'm going to smoft you 8 times
Person B: you are so gay

*guy is lying on the bed with his shorts pulled down to just below his waist, showing his bare ass*

Guy 2: Wow, it's a full moon tonight, time to butt smoft you

smoft by batrider March 31, 2011

gay 

when three guys live together and share one bedroom to sleep in

person 1: Yo, do you live with anyone?
person 2: yea, i have two roommates

person 1: cool, 3 bedroom apartment?
person 2: naw, one bedroom

person 1: ...
person 1: you're gay

gay by batrider March 16, 2011