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Scout 1: Man, do you think Billy Butler will steal 5 bases this season?
Scout 2: No way, his moobs are too big
Scout 2: No way, his moobs are too big
by batrider March 31, 2011
Get the moobmug. Person: i'm literally a polar bear
by batrider January 9, 2012
Get the literallymug. person 1: Yo, do you live with anyone?
person 2: yea, i have two roommates
person 1: cool, 3 bedroom apartment?
person 2: naw, one bedroom
person 1: ...
person 1: you're gay
person 2: yea, i have two roommates
person 1: cool, 3 bedroom apartment?
person 2: naw, one bedroom
person 1: ...
person 1: you're gay
by batrider March 16, 2011
Get the gaymug. smooth and soft = smoft
–verb (used with object)
1. to put your mouth on a smooth and soft surface of the body such as stomach or butt with no hair, create an airtight seal with the mouth, then blow to emit a juicy fart sound
2. to punish by putting your mouth on someone's smooth and soft stomach and blowing to make him uncomfortable and laugh
–noun
3. an act or instance of smofting
-noun phrase
4. butt smoft, an act of smofting on someone's bare ass
–verb (used with object)
1. to put your mouth on a smooth and soft surface of the body such as stomach or butt with no hair, create an airtight seal with the mouth, then blow to emit a juicy fart sound
2. to punish by putting your mouth on someone's smooth and soft stomach and blowing to make him uncomfortable and laugh
–noun
3. an act or instance of smofting
-noun phrase
4. butt smoft, an act of smofting on someone's bare ass
Guy 1: It's time for your smoft. lift up your shirt
Person A: i'm going to smoft you 8 times
Person B: you are so gay
*guy is lying on the bed with his shorts pulled down to just below his waist, showing his bare ass*
Guy 2: Wow, it's a full moon tonight, time to butt smoft you
Person A: i'm going to smoft you 8 times
Person B: you are so gay
*guy is lying on the bed with his shorts pulled down to just below his waist, showing his bare ass*
Guy 2: Wow, it's a full moon tonight, time to butt smoft you
by batrider March 31, 2011
Get the smoftmug. Guy 1: Yo what school do you go to?
Guy 2: Penn
Guy 1: Oh nice, you play Starcraft at Van Pelt?
Guy 2: Everyday
Guy 2: Penn
Guy 1: Oh nice, you play Starcraft at Van Pelt?
Guy 2: Everyday
by batrider February 6, 2013
Get the Pennmug. dude, he home depot danced in front of me last night, good thing the belt pocket with the home depot logo covered his schlong
by batrider March 31, 2011
Get the home depot dancemug. Dude 1: dude movies are made with at least three hundred thousand frames per second
Dude 2: wow you have nooooooo cs
Jared: giraffes are at least one hundred feet tall
Chris: you have no cs
Dude 2: wow you have nooooooo cs
Jared: giraffes are at least one hundred feet tall
Chris: you have no cs
by batrider January 9, 2012
Get the CSmug.