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Smassage 

My friend gave me a Smassage that I loved
Smassage by Carneezy February 26, 2013

Bishop's Massage 

1. To wank and rub one out in a fast and feverish manner.

2. To receive a handy from your camp counselor at summer camp.
1. I was late for work again today. Gots cut back on the Bishop's Massage.

2. How was summer camp this year? Great. Experienced a Bishop's Massage for the first time. I'm already signed up for next summer.
Bishop's Massage by Eaton Holgoode January 25, 2017

Sassage Pants 

When you feel a breeze in your shorts and realize your sassage fell between the slit in your boxers.
In class...
Jason: Dude, why are you touchin yourself?
Mark: I've got a mean case of the sassage pants!
Jason: Haha good luck
Sassage Pants by Beautyblood August 23, 2010

smessage 

Noun. An SMS message (or text message).
My mate just sent me a smessage.
smessage by Super Spong Brothers September 1, 2006

sassage fest 

is when an individual (or a group of people whose girl to guy ratio is lacking) uncontrollably releases an unheard amount of sass on others

often mistaken for the term sausage fest
That dude is having a sassage fest right now, somebody's gotta stop him before poor Willy loses his dignity.
sassage fest by devine2029 November 24, 2010
Real men don't eat quiche; they eat sassages. So do real women. Sassages are the new fish. They are the new black.
sassage by Sarah Shrubb March 11, 2008
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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