smassage

massage that ends in sex, or a sexual ending massage

babes do you want a smassage?

by Grrlikealion October 14, 2021

Smassage

Simple massage that is satisfying

My friend gave me a Smassage that I loved

by Carneezy February 26, 2013

Bishop's Massage

1. To wank and rub one out in a fast and feverish manner.

2. To receive a handy from your camp counselor at summer camp.

1. I was late for work again today. Gots cut back on the Bishop's Massage.

2. How was summer camp this year? Great. Experienced a Bishop's Massage for the first time. I'm already signed up for next summer.

by Eaton Holgoode January 25, 2017

Sassage Pants

When you feel a breeze in your shorts and realize your sassage fell between the slit in your boxers.

In class...
Jason: Dude, why are you touchin yourself?
Mark: I've got a mean case of the sassage pants!
Jason: Haha good luck

by Beautyblood August 23, 2010

smessage

Noun. An SMS message (or text message).

My mate just sent me a smessage.

by Super Spong Brothers September 1, 2006

sassage fest

is when an individual (or a group of people whose girl to guy ratio is lacking) uncontrollably releases an unheard amount of sass on others

often mistaken for the term sausage fest

That dude is having a sassage fest right now, somebody's gotta stop him before poor Willy loses his dignity.

by devine2029 November 24, 2010

sassage

A sausage with attitude.

Real men don't eat quiche; they eat sassages. So do real women. Sassages are the new fish. They are the new black.

by Sarah Shrubb March 11, 2008