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smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN 

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smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN

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INSTRUCTIONS - while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your 

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INSTRUCTIONS - while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your spread by throwing your noodles all over your cell. Then add blue text

Smash Fuckers 

When you or someone gets so angry that you go on a rampage and hit everyone and everything in the way until you or that person feels better or has run out of energy.
I am so fucking pissed... im gonna smash fuckers!!!

Im going to smash fuckers until i find my cell phone.
Smash Fuckers by P.rat February 24, 2010

spilly spash fuck 

you stuff a girls pussy with spashes, make her lie on her stomach, and jump on her lower back so that all the spashes spray everywere, spillily
i spilly spash fucked brenda last night, and all the spashes stuck to my mom
spilly spash fuck by skim October 25, 2003

fucking smash 

"She said what?! Fucking smash!"

"I can't wait until tonight! Fucking smash!"
fucking smash by Bonhilda September 27, 2009

Swashfuckling 

Two male pirates fighting each other with their penises.
I saw these two mates Swashfuckling below the deck.
Swashfuckling by werntbert December 1, 2018