Definitions by Bonhilda

Vagina Day 

NOUN

1. What bitter single people celebrate on Valentine's Day.

2. What casual sex partners celebrate on Valentine's Day.

3. What crass people celebrate on Valentine's Day.

ETYMOLOGY: From "Valentine's Day".

"Happy Vagina Day, Cunts!"

Vagina Day by Bonhilda February 14, 2010

uninnocentise 

VERB.

1. To take a person's virginity (generally with their consent).

2. To detract from something that has overall positive qualities.

ETYMOLOGY: from "innocent". American variation: uninnocentize.

"I uninnocentised him."

"Don't uninnocentise my favourite dish with that disgusting cheese!"

uninnocentise by Bonhilda October 1, 2009

hunt 

VERB.

To search for a sexual partner.

"Are you coming out to hunt some meat tonight?"

hunt by Bonhilda September 28, 2009

cunt says no 

An expression of disapproval from a female in relation to a suggested sexual partner.

ETYMOLOGY: From "computer says no", which is a commonly repeated quote on the television series Little Britain.

"He's very nice, but I just can't go there... cunt says no!"

cunt says no by Bonhilda September 28, 2009

smash cunts 

VERB.

1. To successfully assault contemptible persons.

2. To penetrate a woman's vagina in a rough manner (generally with her consent).

3. To drink copious amounts of alcohol.

4. To put great effort into an activity. It can applied to any type of activity, as long as the person doing the activity has given it everything they've got.

ETYMOLOGY: Fucking smash

"I told him I like it rough, so he really smashed my cunt!"

"Are you coming out to smash cunts tonight?"

"I smashed that exam right in the cunt!"

smash cunts by Bonhilda September 27, 2009

fucking smash 

An expression of anger or excitement.

"She said what?! Fucking smash!"

"I can't wait until tonight! Fucking smash!"

fucking smash by Bonhilda September 27, 2009