Smartassia 

A newly discovered disease through discussion with fellow homosapians. It is only diagnosed upon self examination with agreement by colleagues or friends. It is the disease of the uncontrollable sense of being a smart ass. This disease is defined by the fact one cannot control the urges to act like a smart ass.

I made an abrupt comment similar to someone being a smart ass and I could not resist or stop myself. All of my life I have been called smart ass and smart alik. Upon self examination I realized I have been doing this for years and most likely suffering from smartassia. was also confirmed from my family smart ass who also suffers from this unlikely disease.

Smartassia by brandaz888 June 6, 2013

Smartass Phone 

A smart phone who's autocorrect (spell check) feature will change the intended word typed into a text field (such as text messages or IM) into an unrelated word, throwing off the whole sentence. If left unchecked, a text or other message may cause havoc or very awkward situations. Common occurrence with iPhones, but Android and Blackberry phones may also throw off a letter (EG: fuck becoming duck)

Jasmine: "We should totally get penis today"
Chelsea: "Uhm, eww I don't want penis!"
Jasmine: "Penis? I said pedis, I never said Pen.... Ohhhhh. I hate my iPhone"
Chelsea: "Sureeee, now I know what you really want!"
Jasmine: "It wasn't me Chelsea!! My iPhone is being a smartass phone again"

Smartass Phone by 14th Street DC February 20, 2011

smartassocity 

smahrt-as
noun, plural smartassocities.

1. the quality or state of being a smartass

2. a smartass act, thing, or circumstance

3. the state of being any Asian woman named Tammy, Tammi; Tammee (or other variation of this name), early in the morning while most of humanity in the region are still half asleep

4. a word encapsulating the epitome of brevity

5. not believed to exist by the same women whom energetically embody the very essence of the word, whilst what are insanely early hours of the morning

Word Origin and History of smartassocity
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n. 1530s, from Middle French smartásse or directly from the Latin smartassitatem (nominative smartassitas)

perhaps fr Petro Sterling, a 21st century oracle of utopian enchantment

Your smartassocity has been reminding me of someone.

smartassocity by Oxford Angstologic April 11, 2015

Smartassity 

The level of how much smartass you can be.

Oh shit! There goes Julie's Smartassity taking on a new form.

Smartassity by CreatorofMind October 3, 2019

smartassery 

The activity of behaving like a smartass.

Please cease and desist from all your smartassery.

smartassery by Dtcamero May 16, 2005

Smartasstic 

A a form of sarcasam particularly laced with a smartass attitude.

I was a little too smartasstic at work today.

Smartasstic by Mandyleh September 8, 2005

smartass money 

Any form of money collected by a coin collector that is worth more than the coin's value.

Hey dude check out my 1955 offset penny! It's worth 50 bucks!

Get your fucking smartass money away from me!

smartass money by Gamerguy406 June 8, 2007