Smartassian
Smartassian by SmrtAssian July 22, 2022
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Smartassity
Smartassity by CreatorofMind October 3, 2019
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smartassedness
Erika, Do you finally see that smartassedness is a word.
I have really practiced and my smartassedness has really matured, Erika
I have really practiced and my smartassedness has really matured, Erika
smartassedness by Austin P December 28, 2007
smartassish
to be a smartass. to say something to someone that would come across as you looking like a smartass. another term is sasspot.
dad: son come get some dinner
son: why dont you bring it up to me!
dad: *mumbles* wow your being so smartassish
son: why dont you bring it up to me!
dad: *mumbles* wow your being so smartassish
smartassish by shaneisCHAOS April 3, 2008
smartassidness
smartassidness by dameppers October 21, 2009
Smartassia
A newly discovered disease through discussion with fellow homosapians. It is only diagnosed upon self examination with agreement by colleagues or friends. It is the disease of the uncontrollable sense of being a smart ass. This disease is defined by the fact one cannot control the urges to act like a smart ass.
I made an abrupt comment similar to someone being a smart ass and I could not resist or stop myself. All of my life I have been called smart ass and smart alik. Upon self examination I realized I have been doing this for years and most likely suffering from smartassia. was also confirmed from my family smart ass who also suffers from this unlikely disease.
Smartassia by brandaz888 June 6, 2013
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