Smartassian 

The language of Smart Ass's

Regularly mistaken for Smart Asian

I speak fluent Smartassian

Smartassian by SmrtAssian July 22, 2022

Smartassity 

The level of how much smartass you can be.

Oh shit! There goes Julie's Smartassity taking on a new form.

Smartassity by CreatorofMind October 3, 2019

smartassism 

the ism of being a smart ass

my smartassism is very likeable!

smartassism by AdvaComp June 23, 2010

smartassedness 

The aptitude of ones ability to be deliver witty or rye comments, taking more of a negative view.

Erika, Do you finally see that smartassedness is a word.

I have really practiced and my smartassedness has really matured, Erika

smartassedness by Austin P December 28, 2007

smartassish 

to be a smartass. to say something to someone that would come across as you looking like a smartass. another term is sasspot.

dad: son come get some dinner
son: why dont you bring it up to me!
dad: *mumbles* wow your being so smartassish

smartassish by shaneisCHAOS April 3, 2008

smartassidness 

The act of being a smartass. To have a smartass remark to everything.

I was talking to Red today but her smartassidness made it near impossible!

smartassidness by dameppers October 21, 2009

Smartassia 

A newly discovered disease through discussion with fellow homosapians. It is only diagnosed upon self examination with agreement by colleagues or friends. It is the disease of the uncontrollable sense of being a smart ass. This disease is defined by the fact one cannot control the urges to act like a smart ass.

I made an abrupt comment similar to someone being a smart ass and I could not resist or stop myself. All of my life I have been called smart ass and smart alik. Upon self examination I realized I have been doing this for years and most likely suffering from smartassia. was also confirmed from my family smart ass who also suffers from this unlikely disease.

Smartassia by brandaz888 June 6, 2013