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smartassish 

being a pain in the ass by behaving as if you know everything and/or being sarcastic
Kid behind the camera: *makes a joke*
Tourettes Guy father: Well quit acting all smartassish!

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smartassish by smartassish March 24, 2018

Smartassity 

The level of how much smartass you can be.
Oh shit! There goes Julie's Smartassity taking on a new form.
Smartassity by CreatorofMind October 3, 2019

smartassism 

the ism of being a smart ass
my smartassism is very likeable!
smartassism by AdvaComp June 23, 2010

smartassidness 

The act of being a smartass. To have a smartass remark to everything.
I was talking to Red today but her smartassidness made it near impossible!
smartassidness by dameppers October 21, 2009

Smartassia 

A newly discovered disease through discussion with fellow homosapians. It is only diagnosed upon self examination with agreement by colleagues or friends. It is the disease of the uncontrollable sense of being a smart ass. This disease is defined by the fact one cannot control the urges to act like a smart ass.
I made an abrupt comment similar to someone being a smart ass and I could not resist or stop myself. All of my life I have been called smart ass and smart alik. Upon self examination I realized I have been doing this for years and most likely suffering from smartassia. was also confirmed from my family smart ass who also suffers from this unlikely disease.
Smartassia by brandaz888 June 6, 2013

smartassically

Having done something with the values of a smartass.
Adj./Adv.
Example:
Guy: I told her she was pretty. Smartassically at that.

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