Smart-Ass

Don't be this. Or do be this. I don't care. It's not like there's a rule against it.

Hym "The cure for.... That son of a bitch!"

Iam "Eh.... Yeah... That's a little embarrass..."

Hym "You shut it!! Shut your goddamn face!"

Iam "...Sorry..."

Hym "............."

Iam "I mean.... We said the..."

Hym "I know goddamn well what we said Smart-Ass! Why don't you and him go have a Smart-Ass party!? Buy a yacht, call it the Smart-Ass, sail it out to sea, and go fuck yourselves!! How does that sound?"

Iam "..........."

Hym "NOT RHETORICAL!!!,"

Iam "........ You know if I try to answer you're just going to....."

Hym "Shut it! I'm surrounded by idiots!"

by Hym Iam April 15, 2022

The Smart Ass

Basically a Moscow Mule with Smart Energy Shots added to it. Found in the San Francisco Bay Area.

2 oz Premium Vodka

1 oz Smart Energy Shots

1 oz lime juice

8 oz Premium Ginger Beer — in San Francisco.

Walks in to the bar..."I'll have the Smart Ass!)

by DrinkSF May 25, 2013

smart ass

Someone who is sacastic, in a cutting yet witty manner. A person capable of making a remark that could be interpreted as a insult or a joke depending on the sensitivity of the listener and the specific situation. A smart ass is not necessarily a bad person just usually perceptive. ( For terms to refer to an offensive, cruel and asinine person see Jerk, Asshole , idiot, fool etc.)

We were out the other night at the club when this jerk tried to pick up Nick's girlfriend, rather than fight he calmly stepped in and said, 'Look buddy you mother is could never be this PHAT (pretty hot and tempting) you gotta face only a mother could love. Nick's such a smart ass.

by ria June 08, 2004

smart ass

Someone who uses sarcasm to make witty points.

Oh that was smart ass-ness? I would have never guessed!

by Forwyn October 10, 2016

Smart Ass

Someone Who This They Know EVERYTHING

There are a lot of smart ass in this class

by Ms.Big Botty December 20, 2014

Smart-ass

What Joe Biden thinks you are if you ask him to lower the U.S. citizens' tax burden.

While visiting Kopp's frozen custard shop in Milwaukee where smart-ass Custard Shop Manager Scott Borkin was on duty, Vice President Joe Biden was sampling some of the tasty treats.

Biden: "What do I owe you for the delicious custard?"

Smart-ass Custard Shop Manager Scott Borkin: “Don’t worry, it’s on the house. … Lower our taxes and we’ll call it even.”

Biden: “Why don’t you say something nice instead of being a Smart–ass all the time?”

Smart-ass Custard Shop Manager Scott Borkin: (Thinking) This motherfucker just lost my vote.

by markwonder August 30, 2010

smart ass

an ass that has a higher than average intelligence.

one that exports money.

by Smart All Over October 05, 2003