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Adjective, an antonym (opposite) to the smartest, describing a person who always tries to outsmart everybody they come across, considering everybody stupid and thinking no one notices that their behaviour is outrageous, while everybody keeps silence out of politeness. A synonym to a dickhead, prick, bastard etc.

Keep away from Donald. He is so smart-assed. Thinks himself the smartest and consider everybody yahoos. He will buy you a cup of "covfefe" today , but tomorrow he will make you pay for a dozen of "covfefes".

smart-assed by Murdoc Kylburne January 16, 2018

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smartassery

The activity of behaving like a smartass.

Please cease and desist from all your smartassery.

smartassery by Dtcamero May 16, 2005

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Smartassery

(SM-AR-T-ASS-ER-IE) The use of verbal degradation, humiliation, sarcasm, or witty insults in a playful manner.

I'm tired of falling victim to your smartassery" "Shut up, you love it, you're just jealous because all you have is dumbassery

Smartassery by Ellekc December 8, 2010

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smartassedness

The aptitude of ones ability to be deliver witty or rye comments, taking more of a negative view.

Erika, Do you finally see that smartassedness is a word.

I have really practiced and my smartassedness has really matured, Erika

smartassedness by Austin P December 28, 2007

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Smartassery

Adverb: The art of being a smartass

Blaine was given a certificate of achievement for his Smartassery.

Smartassery by Blaine Lewis January 15, 2008

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Smartasseries

Main Entry: SMART·ASS·ER·IES

Function: noun
Date: 21st century

1a: observations or remarks that are of sarcastic nature expressing an opinion or attitude.
b: Smartass comments.

I'm getting tired of your smartasseries.

Smartasseries by vvdvla December 14, 2008

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smartassery

The state of being a smart ass.

Smartassery is a required by all contributors when adding new words to the Urban Dictionary.

smartassery by SmartAssery December 18, 2012

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Yap Trap

A seemingly endless debate with a idiot

I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026

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Blexas

Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.

Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.

Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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