Smadp 

Send me a dick pic

She sent me a text that said smadp so I gave her what she wanted.

Smadp by WDarnold December 3, 2016

smadley

to smoke and enjoy herbal delights

a convenient code word to use around non-smokers

Also: a legend among few, who should be legendary the world over

Note that when used as a verb, it is generally shortened to "smad"

It's Friday night. Time to go smad with Smadley.

smadley by Smollie October 21, 2009

Smaps 

Shortened wording for “snap maps”

“Alex open Smaps and see if there’s any moves for tonight”

Smaps by YouReallyWould August 9, 2019

smadge

Combination of sadge and madge, displaying both a sad and mad general attitude without feeling the need to further act on these emotions.

Person A: "I asked Vanessa out but she said 'ew' and went away."
Person B: "Smadge, what a fucking bitch."

Person A: "I would have had a job interview today but I mistyped my phone number when I gave it to the agency so they tried calling the wrong one and I didn't get the interview."
Person B: "Smadge, you idiot!"

smadge by cysleon August 6, 2021

Sadpants 

A character generated in the mind of an avid cartoonaphile who is so sad that even the way his pants hang comes across as tragically sorrowful and pathetic.

Oh my God, there’s Sadpants coming toward us, look at his pants and just try your damndest not to start crying!

Sadpants by Dr Bunnygirl June 29, 2020

smad 

being simultaneously sad and mad.

when my boyfriend cheated on me i was sad and mad. I was smad!

smad by Kyle.Harlow March 22, 2010

sadposting 

A form of post-ironic shitposting involving deppressing themes and a semi verbose style that would be legitimately depressing if it weren't for an element of absurd humor element added in

The emotional whiplash I got from watching Gondola sadposting videos launched me into the fourth demension and allowed to ascend past godhood

sadposting by Jerry from State Farm August 14, 2017