Smarpid 

adj.
n.smarpidity, adv.smarpidly
When one can be described as both smart and stupid.

Destin E. argued so brilliantly over whether or not incest was wrong or not, that I realized he was a really smarpid fellow.

The international league of scientists proved their smarpidity, when they voted after days of heated argument to change the scientific name of the fossil in question from the former Urbanosaurus A, to Urbanosaurus B.

He could argue for days about John Locke but couldn't tell time on an analog clock, his years of education had left him smarpid.

Smarpid by Jiffy Wilakurs June 19, 2018

Smarpid 

Smart enough to know how to do something, but too damned stupid to realize that you really shouldn't be doing it.

My daughter is smart enough to know how to operate our microwave, but too damned stupid to realize that when you cook a ginderbread man cookie in it for 22 minutes, s*#t is going to happen! She is incredibly smarpid!

Smarpid by Adroit Multimedia February 5, 2017

Smarpid 

Smarpid is defined as a person who is 80% smart, bill but half stupid.

It was kind of smarpid when Bill brought the charcoal to the cookout but neglected to bring anything to light it with

Smarpid by Obsoleteprototype May 28, 2018

Smarpid 

you except actually smart

yes yes smarpid very

Smarpid by doccodkokcdcodkcodkckdockquack November 4, 2021

smartidity 

the opposite of stupidity. which is funny becuse the word is actually stupid concidering smartidity is not really a word.

"what smartidity"(laughes)

smartidity by laughlots April 25, 2011

Starpid 

Adjective: the attribute of losing intelligence and common sense when fame and fortune cloud one's ability to relate to real world events.

I saw Kanye West acting starpid on the MTV music awards show.

Starpid by Fiftystatebanana November 29, 2015

smarping 

(n) (sum-HAR-ping) A combination of smart & shopping; The act of using coupons and ads to maximize your shopping dollars.

My sister went smarping yesterday. She was gone 3 hours but saved over $100.00!

smarping by TxWarren September 13, 2011