Smarpid

adj.
n.smarpidity, adv.smarpidly
When one can be described as both smart and stupid.

Destin E. argued so brilliantly over whether or not incest was wrong or not, that I realized he was a really smarpid fellow.

The international league of scientists proved their smarpidity, when they voted after days of heated argument to change the scientific name of the fossil in question from the former Urbanosaurus A, to Urbanosaurus B.

He could argue for days about John Locke but couldn't tell time on an analog clock, his years of education had left him smarpid.

by Jiffy Wilakurs June 19, 2018

Smarpid

Smart enough to know how to do something, but too damned stupid to realize that you really shouldn't be doing it.

My daughter is smart enough to know how to operate our microwave, but too damned stupid to realize that when you cook a ginderbread man cookie in it for 22 minutes, s*#t is going to happen! She is incredibly smarpid!

by Adroit Multimedia February 5, 2017

Smarpid

Smarpid is defined as a person who is 80% smart, bill but half stupid.

It was kind of smarpid when Bill brought the charcoal to the cookout but neglected to bring anything to light it with

by Obsoleteprototype May 28, 2018

Smarpid

you except actually smart

yes yes smarpid very

by doccodkokcdcodkcodkckdockquack November 4, 2021

smartidity

the opposite of stupidity. which is funny becuse the word is actually stupid concidering smartidity is not really a word.

"what smartidity"(laughes)

by laughlots April 25, 2011

Starpid

Adjective: the attribute of losing intelligence and common sense when fame and fortune cloud one's ability to relate to real world events.

I saw Kanye West acting starpid on the MTV music awards show.

by Fiftystatebanana November 29, 2015

smarping

(n) (sum-HAR-ping) A combination of smart & shopping; The act of using coupons and ads to maximize your shopping dollars.

My sister went smarping yesterday. She was gone 3 hours but saved over $100.00!

by TxWarren September 13, 2011