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adj.
n.smarpidity, adv.smarpidly
When one can be described as both smart and stupid.

Destin E. argued so brilliantly over whether or not incest was wrong or not, that I realized he was a really smarpid fellow.

The international league of scientists proved their smarpidity, when they voted after days of heated argument to change the scientific name of the fossil in question from the former Urbanosaurus A, to Urbanosaurus B.

He could argue for days about John Locke but couldn't tell time on an analog clock, his years of education had left him smarpid.

Smarpid by Jiffy Wilakurs June 19, 2018

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Smarpid

Smart enough to know how to do something, but too damned stupid to realize that you really shouldn't be doing it.

My daughter is smart enough to know how to operate our microwave, but too damned stupid to realize that when you cook a ginderbread man cookie in it for 22 minutes, s*#t is going to happen! She is incredibly smarpid!

Smarpid by Adroit Multimedia February 5, 2017

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Smarpid • smarping • smartidity • Starpid • smart idiot • Sharp idea

Smarpid

Smarpid is defined as a person who is 80% smart, bill but half stupid.

It was kind of smarpid when Bill brought the charcoal to the cookout but neglected to bring anything to light it with

Smarpid by Obsoleteprototype May 28, 2018

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Smarpid

you except actually smart

yes yes smarpid very

Smarpid by doccodkokcdcodkcodkckdockquack November 4, 2021

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smartidity

the opposite of stupidity. which is funny becuse the word is actually stupid concidering smartidity is not really a word.

"what smartidity"(laughes)

smartidity by laughlots April 25, 2011

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Starpid

Adjective: the attribute of losing intelligence and common sense when fame and fortune cloud one's ability to relate to real world events.

I saw Kanye West acting starpid on the MTV music awards show.

Starpid by Fiftystatebanana November 29, 2015

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smarping

(n) (sum-HAR-ping) A combination of smart & shopping; The act of using coupons and ads to maximize your shopping dollars.

My sister went smarping yesterday. She was gone 3 hours but saved over $100.00!

smarping by TxWarren September 13, 2011

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Dotard

An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.

That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .

Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017

Word of the Day on August 17, 2026

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Chancla

The deadliest weapon known to a Latin kid; a flying slipper/ flip-flop.

My mom hit me with a chancla.

Chancla by TardisBae October 31, 2014

Word of the Day on August 16, 2026

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Striver

The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.

Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh

Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009

Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

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