Smarpid

adj.
n.smarpidity, adv.smarpidly
When one can be described as both smart and stupid.

Destin E. argued so brilliantly over whether or not incest was wrong or not, that I realized he was a really smarpid fellow.

The international league of scientists proved their smarpidity, when they voted after days of heated argument to change the scientific name of the fossil in question from the former Urbanosaurus A, to Urbanosaurus B.

He could argue for days about John Locke but couldn't tell time on an analog clock, his years of education had left him smarpid.

Smarpid by Jiffy Wilakurs June 19, 2018

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Smarpid

Smart enough to know how to do something, but too damned stupid to realize that you really shouldn't be doing it.

My daughter is smart enough to know how to operate our microwave, but too damned stupid to realize that when you cook a ginderbread man cookie in it for 22 minutes, s*#t is going to happen! She is incredibly smarpid!

Smarpid by Adroit Multimedia February 5, 2017