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Smacket is a portmanteau of the words Samantha/Sammy/ Sam and Packet.

Packets are usually women that will only fuck you if you have drugs or a washie.

To call someone a Smacket they have to be named Samantha, Sammy or Sam.

Smackets aren't human, they will lure you in with their good looks and ability to put drugs up their ass but be wary of their extremely manipulative, dishonest and toxic behaviour.

If you ever ask a Smacket how they ended up with that name they will lie and say "it's because boys like to smacket me. Hehehe" but you know it's really because she's dtf if you got a packet.

Never leave anything valuable around this type of creature since they are known to have sticky fingers

If you love living a stress free life, your freedom, being sane and having a good reputation then avoid all smackets like a plague because they live to ruin anything postive in your life.
"man did you hear what happened to Tom last night? He was over smacket causing drama outside his home so he went to stay at his family's for a couple days just for a break. Smacket then hunted him down and called him from every single payphone until she got to his family's place and proceeded to live in a bush outside while accusing him of cheating over txt."

" Oh woah, I didn't know she was in a relationship with Tom?! I literally saw her at Tim's place 2 nights ago franking out and begging to be put on a spit! she's something putrid! "
Smacket by JewSoul July 20, 2024
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Rat Smacker 

Someone who dares to go against the odds and smacks those fucking rats. These people are also rumoured to be a secret society controlling the world with their power. Fear the rat smackers.
Person: "Bro"
Person: "You smack Rats?"
Rat Smacker: "Yeah"
Person: "Nice"
Rat Smacker by BigSmithyMac March 12, 2020
Related Words

back the fuck up before you get smacked the fuck up

Back the Fuck Up Before You Get Smacked the Fuck Up - A Term Or Sentence used when someone has done something wrong or has fucked up. Or when they are obnoxious.

1. When You talk to much
2.When you forget to pay a pimp
3.Fucking with people.
4.What the hell is wrong with you?
Bob: Hey yo ted wheres my money Nigga?
Steve: You Better back the Fuck up before you get smacked the fuck up bob

Columbian Lip Smacker 

The act of taking a shit in a girl's mouth, then proceeding to receive a blowjob from said girl.
Yo Carla gave me a Columbian Lip Smacker last night and let me tell you it was kinkyyyy.

smacked ass 

an absolute idiot that walks around as if he's got no clue in life.
act right, you smacked ass.
smacked ass by Karolyn C July 21, 2005

Smacker of toast 

A slice or round of toast. Commonly used in Wiltshire, England.
Would you like one smacker of toast, or two?

smackeroonies 

money, see? greenbacks, ben franklins, get it? don't be a chump see?
I'll give you $10,000 smackeroonies to kick Dave's ass
smackeroonies by schism-gism November 6, 2008