2 definitions by Blumpkinlover553

The act of getting your ass eaten out by a chick while you're taking a piss.
Did you and Stacy go all the way last night?

Nah she was tired so she just gave me a Canadian Blumpkin.
by Blumpkinlover553 December 5, 2016
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The act of taking a shit in a girl's mouth, then proceeding to receive a blowjob from said girl.
Yo Carla gave me a Columbian Lip Smacker last night and let me tell you it was kinkyyyy.
by Blumpkinlover553 December 5, 2016
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