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smock job 

A low-paying job in the retail industry that requires the wearing of a smock. The smock generally has a corporate logo or advertising slogan printed on it, turning the employee into a human billboard. The smock is often seen as demeaning by the employees who must wear them. Excellent examples of smock jobs are the salespeople at stores such as Wal-Mart, Sam's Club and Home Depot.
When Steve's job in the tech sector was eliminated and sent offshore, he had to swallow his pride and take a smock job at Wal-Mart just to pay the bills.
smock job by Led Zeppole March 17, 2004

cock smock 

a paper towel, tissue, pizza box or any other drapery used to keep the lap dry during a road-spank. Typically a hole is punched through the center of the paper towel through which one's member is passed. The user is then free to flog without worry of stained pants, after which the load is wrapped in the smock and discarded at the next rest stop or fast-food restaurant.
On my last drive across Wyoming, I must have burned through 5 cock smocks.
cock smock by Reuben Lo August 17, 2006

smock mock 

To make fun of someone wearing a smock in a mocking fashion.
Andrew, you dropped a heavy smock mock on Robin!
smock mock by SomeMillerGuy January 1, 2008

wears a smock to a party 

when using this phrase, it means you are referring to the person or idea as being lame.
Jess wears a smock to a party.

Wanna watch America's Next Top Model?
No way, that show wears a smock to a party.
A boy or man with a small cock. Very very small cock.
Girl: Wow look at that really hot guy!!! Friend: Yea I would hit if he didn't have a smock.

The real reason me and my boyfriend broke up is because he couldnt hit the g-spot with his smock.

Get that microscopic smock away from me.
Smock by Rock LCR 904 October 1, 2013

clay smock

A kid who is a bad at Fortnite.
Clay Smock is triggered trash.
clay smock by Billygoat51 March 14, 2018
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