Skip to main content
A slow motion dance with Sly moves, you must perform this dance upon hearing the word, "Slymo" or you are considered, 'naughty' and receive a slap.
He shouted, "SLYMO!" and everyone in earshot started dancing a slow motion finger pointing dance, as I stood watching I felt a hand strike my face, it was the man who had shouted, he looked me in the eye and said, "Naughty!"
Slymo by Sophieapoco4 September 17, 2015
Slymo mug front
Get the Slymo mug.
See more merch

seymour high school

Seymour high school located in Connecticut is filled with sleazy girls and redneck wannabes. It's located in the middle of fucking nowhere and all that matters at the school are the sports and who drives the biggest and shittiest truck.
Person: want to feel like youre never going to accomplish anything in your life? Go to Seymour High school.
Related Words
Symone is one of the best people you can find. She short loving and hilarious. Symone loves attention good and having her shit together Symone gets aggravated if stuff doesn't go her way but that's only because Symone is a Princess. Symone is quick to check anybody by any means necessary but Symone will a good bestfriend girlfriend or wife
Symone is a badddd bihh.
Keep talking shit Symone gone catch you.
Symone got a big butt
Where can I get a girl like Symone
Sexiest girl on earth. Loved by most. She's sassy, funny, on the smaller size in height but she can knock you down to her height if you mess with her. She got a big booty and big boobs. She can dance like no other. She loves her friends and mom more than ever. Tries her best to stay true to herself.
If only I could be a Seymone, I would get all the guys.
Seymone by JessieC753 March 5, 2015

Seymoured 

English slang term applied to anyone who makes a name for himself denouncing others for being racist or sexist and then, hilariously, ends up getting denounced for the very same things- with the added suspicion that he may be kind of a perv. Used to be called getting 'hoisted by ones own petard' or 'poetic justice'.
Man, that self-righteous twat really got seymoured!
Seymoured by Dr. Carlo Marxo January 31, 2014
- The unit of love.
- Amorous quantification.
Based on the turbulent lovelife of actress, Jane Seymour, who at one point seemed to get married every couple of year, each time declaring she had found a "love like never before", then divorcing, and so on and so on in an apparently interminable cycle.

1.0 Seymour is about 10% of your first crush and 50% of the way you feel towards your spouse most of the time.

Reference: http://www.multiverse.org/fora/showpost.php?p=131390&postcount=24
Bloke: "I don't think this is working out."
Woman: "Yes, I'm feeling about 0.03 Seymours for you, too."
Seymour by UncleDes August 3, 2008
Attention-seeking cunt who likes to shit on people and act pitiful when he's called out.
Timmy: why is everybodi bulling me? :< I only said you were all dick-sucking bitches :(
Johnny: Stop being a slymate
slymate by lmaoxdgg January 28, 2018