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Slutzone
A metaphorical location in which one is placed when judged as only suitable for disposable sexual activity by a romantic interest.
See also: Friendzone
See also: Friendzone
"I was really hoping Marco would call me back after that amazing night, but I think I've been slutzoned."
Slutzone by MirandaStarlight September 27, 2011
Sextzoned
When you totally embarrassed yourself sending unsolicited nudes and got rejected as fuck. Then you just want to disappear from the face of the earth.
Sextzoned by whenimaqueen August 22, 2018
Slutone
A professional c-lo player known for his "slutty" off the field activities. Claiming to be one of the darkest players in his sport he boasts a 52 inch verticle, bench presses 225lbs 44 times, 4.37 40 yard dash time (adjusted for human error), and a massive dong. He claims his only weakness is an acute fear of large rats.
Additional information: Slutone is also an amateur fantasy football player and rumors hold that he will be leaving the c-lo scene to focus full time on his team "The Blacks."
Additional information: Slutone is also an amateur fantasy football player and rumors hold that he will be leaving the c-lo scene to focus full time on his team "The Blacks."
Slutone's fantasy football team "The Blacks" is due for a comeback in the 2012 season. "They will be back and blacker than ever," says Slutone.
Slutzkied
Slutzkied by Championquizzer March 16, 2012