Slutzoned

Friend with benefit zoned or zoned out as a lover or fling.

Damn the other day I got slutzoned by Ryan... I thought there was something there

by Sam1d October 28, 2019

Slutzone

A metaphorical location in which one is placed when judged as only suitable for disposable sexual activity by a romantic interest.

See also: Friendzone

"I was really hoping Marco would call me back after that amazing night, but I think I've been slutzoned."

by MirandaStarlight September 27, 2011

Sextzoned

When you totally embarrassed yourself sending unsolicited nudes and got rejected as fuck. Then you just want to disappear from the face of the earth.

Bro, I was trying to kick it with this hot chick until I got sextzoned! Sucks!

by whenimaqueen August 22, 2018

Slutone

A professional c-lo player known for his "slutty" off the field activities. Claiming to be one of the darkest players in his sport he boasts a 52 inch verticle, bench presses 225lbs 44 times, 4.37 40 yard dash time (adjusted for human error), and a massive dong. He claims his only weakness is an acute fear of large rats.

Additional information: Slutone is also an amateur fantasy football player and rumors hold that he will be leaving the c-lo scene to focus full time on his team "The Blacks."

Slutone's fantasy football team "The Blacks" is due for a comeback in the 2012 season. "They will be back and blacker than ever," says Slutone.

by Slarthur March 29, 2012

Sputoned

Being spun out when you're stoned

I was so stoned when we got spun ,doing circles all sputoned

by Nigger C. October 20, 2022

Slutzkied

Getting screwed for financial gain by a person of jewish decent.

John: Goddamit I just got Slutzkied!
Jan: You can't trust the jews

by Championquizzer March 16, 2012

slutzoid

A slut with lots of fat rolls, that resembles Zoidberg from Futurama. Usually a female.

That slutzoid has more rolls than a bakery.

Look at that slutzoid's rolls jiggle.

Fuck, you're such a slutzoid.

by perryplop September 8, 2011