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SlowTimer 

An individual who is both laid back and obvious.
(i.e. I'm a slowtimer, easy to see. I'm taking the time for a number of things that weren't important yesterday.)
SlowTimer by anthony willems August 30, 2007
Words you can keep

SlowTimer 

A slow senior citizen driver, generally in an automobile going under the posted speed limit, in your way.
"Get out of the way old timer, I mean SlowTimer."
SlowTimer by Donnyboy April 14, 2007

Slowlier 

A word slower than slower. When you move so slow that your whole body starts to ache.
Guy 1: Can you walk slowlier?

Guy 2: What the fuck does that mean?

1: It's a word slower than slower, that you move so slow your body starts to ache.

2: Oh cool, I should try that!
Slowlier by Linda Evergreen March 21, 2017

Post Showtime Depression 

The period post Showtime when you miss the amazing people you have been on stage with for many nights and so you remain is a sad sombre state waiting till the next year's show is ready to be written.
Man the Post Showtime Depression hits hard

The Showtime 

A sex position involving one person (usually the male) to enter the second person (female) from behind. A spooning position. Named after the fact that it's the only position that is allowed to be shown in a soft core porno that is aired late at night on Showtime.
Dude, i was watching some crazy porno called Sex Games Cancun 2 and the only move they ever did was the showtime!
The Showtime by sarahsaurus November 3, 2008

ShowTime 

A cable network, much like HBO, but not as popular.
Do you have Showtime?

Nope, I watch HBO.
ShowTime by BamMANGA August 29, 2006

Showtime 

Used to refer to a time of significant importance.
We got to roll, it's showtime!
Showtime by AdamB September 15, 2005
More from Urban Dictionary
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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