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SlowTimer 

A slow senior citizen driver, generally in an automobile going under the posted speed limit, in your way.
"Get out of the way old timer, I mean SlowTimer."
SlowTimer by Donnyboy April 14, 2007

Slowlier 

A word slower than slower. When you move so slow that your whole body starts to ache.
Guy 1: Can you walk slowlier?

Guy 2: What the fuck does that mean?

1: It's a word slower than slower, that you move so slow your body starts to ache.

2: Oh cool, I should try that!
Slowlier by Linda Evergreen March 21, 2017

Post Showtime Depression 

The period post Showtime when you miss the amazing people you have been on stage with for many nights and so you remain is a sad sombre state waiting till the next year's show is ready to be written.

The Showtime 

A sex position involving one person (usually the male) to enter the second person (female) from behind. A spooning position. Named after the fact that it's the only position that is allowed to be shown in a soft core porno that is aired late at night on Showtime.
Dude, i was watching some crazy porno called Sex Games Cancun 2 and the only move they ever did was the showtime!
The Showtime by sarahsaurus November 3, 2008

ShowTime 

A cable network, much like HBO, but not as popular.
Do you have Showtime?

Nope, I watch HBO.
ShowTime by BamMANGA August 29, 2006

Showtime 

Used to refer to a time of significant importance.
Showtime by AdamB September 15, 2005