Showtiser
Showtiser by keyserholiday February 5, 2025
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SlowTimer
(i.e. I'm a slowtimer, easy to see. I'm taking the time for a number of things that weren't important yesterday.)
SlowTimer by anthony willems August 30, 2007
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showter
"You're a showter sir!"
"Who was the big showter last night?"
"I swear I'm not a showter! Although, I did wake up in just my boxers this morning......Nah, it definitely wasn't me!"
"Who was the big showter last night?"
"I swear I'm not a showter! Although, I did wake up in just my boxers this morning......Nah, it definitely wasn't me!"
showter by Brittany Hatfield and Andrew Munger July 26, 2008
Post Showtime Depression
The period post Showtime when you miss the amazing people you have been on stage with for many nights and so you remain is a sad sombre state waiting till the next year's show is ready to be written.
Post Showtime Depression by Chief Of SNG August 14, 2023
The Showtime
A sex position involving one person (usually the male) to enter the second person (female) from behind. A spooning position. Named after the fact that it's the only position that is allowed to be shown in a soft core porno that is aired late at night on Showtime.
Dude, i was watching some crazy porno called Sex Games Cancun 2 and the only move they ever did was the showtime!
The Showtime by sarahsaurus November 3, 2008
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When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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