SlowBucKs 

-Often used when a situation doesn't go the way a person would like

- when something happens, is going to happen or is happening that is not ideal for a particular person

Mike - "Damn My Cell Phone Just Fell in Water"

Melissa- "its SlowBucKs for You"

Jane- "i want the new iPhone but im not due for a upgrade so i wont be able to get the discounted price"

Jeff - " Its SlowBucKs for you, you gotta stay with your old phone"

SlowBucKs by smm_richie November 25, 2011

slopbucket 

Single-sideband (SSB) voice transmission by radio. A derisive term used by amateur radio operators, particularly those who prefer conventional AM (amplitude modulation). Although SSB has become the most widely used mode of transmission for two-way shortwave voice communication, its audio quality has an inferior, scratchy, tinny sound that is very unpleasant to the ear.

He used to sound very good with his old AM transmitter, but he sounds like crap now that he has switched over to slopbucket.

slopbucket by radiohead3885 April 14, 2005

pokey slowfuck

Specifically, an individual whose car moves approximately one tenth of the speed it should be moving at.

These people may be found pulling out in front of you for no goddamn reason and slamming on their brakes. Such an event may prompt outbursts of wtf or "you flaming cuntwaffle."

When applied in general usage, the term can refer to any jerk or asshole.

"(whistling to self while driving)...JESUS! What the FUCK! Goddamn.... goddamn pokey SLOWFUCK!"

"Yeah, that guy's such a ... he's such a pokey slowfuck."
"Pokey slowfuck?"
"...yeah. What?"

pokey slowfuck by Chalupamonk June 8, 2004

Soybucks

A word used to describe of how cucked Starbucks is

John: Do you want to grab a coffee?
Alex: Yeah, as long as it isn't at soybucks!

Soybucks by LifeIsFutile October 26, 2018

snowcucks 

professional fun haver’s

“those guys are a bunch of snowcucks”

snowcucks by gmoney snipaaaa May 19, 2023

snowcucks 

retarded fat fucks who are weird

"wow they're so ugly, they're such snowcucks"

snowcucks by william st germain October 18, 2023

Slopbucket 

A physically unattractive woman with no class, style, and taste.

That woman is not attractive. She is a slopbucket.

Slopbucket by JACK FAAL January 7, 2010