snowcucks 

professional fun haver’s

“those guys are a bunch of snowcucks”

snowcucks by gmoney snipaaaa May 19, 2023

snowcucks 

retarded fat fucks who are weird

"wow they're so ugly, they're such snowcucks"

snowcucks by william st germain October 18, 2023

snowfuck 

an overly sensitive hypocritical shithead who gets outraged over liberal outrage (as opposed to a snowflake meaning an outraged liberal).

Paul got all bent out of shape when he heard about the anti-Trump demonstration. It has nothing to do with him personally but he acts as if its an act of war. He's a real snowfuck.

snowfuck by Wolfbearish May 25, 2017

Snowfucked

To receive snow in your area AGAIN after approximately 2-3 weeks of no snow/normal weather. Snowfucking occurs when this no snow/sudden snow pattern happens repeatedly for about 1-2 months and ongoing indefinitely.

"The weather's been awesome for weeks now! ..What? ..Wai-what do you mean look out the window? *Looks out* OH, MAN! WE'VE BEEN SNOWFUCKED AGAIN!"

"We thought we wouldn't get anymore snow, but we got snowfucked yesterday."

Snowfucked by Rei G. March 2, 2009

SlowBucKs 

-Often used when a situation doesn't go the way a person would like

- when something happens, is going to happen or is happening that is not ideal for a particular person

Mike - "Damn My Cell Phone Just Fell in Water"

Melissa- "its SlowBucKs for You"

Jane- "i want the new iPhone but im not due for a upgrade so i wont be able to get the discounted price"

Jeff - " Its SlowBucKs for you, you gotta stay with your old phone"

SlowBucKs by smm_richie November 25, 2011

snowfuckalypse 

When you're fucked by an apocalyptic amount of snow.

This weekends forecast is being hailed as a snowfuckalypse.

snowfuckalypse by 01001102 May 3, 2016

snowfuck 

When you fuck heavily intoxicated on coke.

Hey Bitch, you wanna go snowfuck?

snowfuck by xXx_Billy_Pr0_Quicksc0p3r_xXx July 1, 2016