Sloupage

The random act of your dick falling off. It could fall off if too much pressure builds up when you take a shit, or could be as simple as just shitting your pants until your dick falls off.

I was going to go to class until I came down with a serious case of sloupage.

by Sloppyjuice October 13, 2009

sloppage

n. Having relatively relaxed tolerances. Allowing for a low level of accuracy or specificity. Slack. Free play.

Michele: What time do we have to be there?

Steve: I dunno, about 10:00.

Michele: What?! It's 11:30!

Steve: Don't worry, there's some sloppage in that.

by lugnutwrench November 23, 2009

sloopage

slippery stuff (filling) that invariably spills out from a sandwich - originally appeared in that wonderful book, 'sniglets'

sloopage cost me half my sandwich

by vivek achary July 30, 2008

slopage

The dirtiest anal fuckage you could ever imagine

Mom: Please Daddy this is gross!
Dad: I love the slopage! Take it like a man!

by Lorb August 8, 2016

soupage

The act of spitting into the anus of your sexual partner until the saliva pools in the anus. It is then absorbed by the anus with immaculate suction. Eventually leading to anal seepage

Zach just had a soupage session with Rachel and you can see it seeping back out!

by ZewZinker December 18, 2014

sloppage

When the winter weather is so bad that there is a lot of snow/slush on the side of the road. Sloppage occurs when you swerve your car to splash that mess on people going by. I'm sure accidental Sloppage occurs, and for that we apologize... we were truely aiming for someone else.

Dude #1: What happened to you?
Dude #2:(covered in dirty slush) I was on my way to class and I totally caught royal SLOPPAGE. Had to skip it and change.

The weather was so crappy that when I saw that jackass Dave walking, I knew I absolutely HAD to cover him in SLOPPAGE with my jeep.

by YZMA SKYE in her own words January 26, 2014

sloppage

Another word for giving someone head

tryna give me some sloppage

by anonymous August 5, 2021