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Slorbing

Oral performed with a ball (orb) in your mouth, typically sloppily
Yo, my girl came by last night and we were totally slorbing all night.
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sorbing

In World of Warcraft when you completely ignore all mechanics and just keep nuking the boss, regardless of how much shit you put the healers through.
no wonder he's so high up the meters, he was sorbing it
by dirtyrottenpistol October 25, 2011
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slorking

Pretending or appearing to work, but actually slacking and doing whatever one feels like doing.
Having a particularly horrible hangover from drinking the night before, Peter decided that slorking was the only way to survive the work day.
by Kuuler September 26, 2004
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Slobbing meat

To preform oral sex on a man, typically a blowjob with a copious amount of saliva
Damn man I was with Samantha last night and what they say about her is true; she's an expert at slobbing meat
by DinoPrice January 13, 2017
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Grave Slobbing

Instead of taking stuff away from a grave (grave robbing) you are adding to the grave site.

Usually taking the form of revenge; by having lunch sat on their grave, tossing all the empty beer cans, wrappers, and crumbs over it. Then lighting up a few smokes flicking the ash about and grinding the butt into the headstone.

To finish you can then urinate and/or take a dump on the grave, using the flowers or cards to wipe with.
Steve 'Hey dude do you feel bad you will never get your revenge on Mike for bullying you?'.

John 'Naw I spent my lunch grave slobbing his plot , so it's all good now'.
by sherav October 20, 2012
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Sloring

A derivative of the word "slore" that combines "slut" and "whore" to describe an extremely promiscuous woman. Sloring is defined as being lazy, doing nothing, laying around without accomplishing any goals, and generally being a bum.
"Dude if you stopped sloring around the house all day and actually filled out an application or two, maybe you'd get a job."

"I was just at home sloring, when my ex called me up for a bootycall, hot dickings i thought, so she came over and i got a blowjob out of the whole ordeal."♠
by Cursiv3 February 12, 2009
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Sloring

Partaking in risky sex with a nasty easy crackrat slut
Fuck Logan it was totally insane don't know what she wanted more - rock or cock! Either way Laura was one nasty Slore bonus had no money for brothel so I gave her a good sloring.
by BachedMan May 4, 2018
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