sorbing 

In World of Warcraft when you completely ignore all mechanics and just keep nuking the boss, regardless of how much shit you put the healers through.

no wonder he's so high up the meters, he was sorbing it

sorbing by dirtyrottenpistol October 25, 2011

Dry Sobbing 

When you're really sad and/or heartbroken to the point where you would start crying, but you don't shed any tears.

Ella started dry sobbing into her friend's shoulder.

Karina hugged her friend Joanna as she dry sobbed into her arms.

Dry Sobbing by ThatFluffyUnicorn March 8, 2016

Force-sorting 

Force-sorting is the process of re-naming a file, folder or other computer information in order to control the order in which information is displayed in a device, generally a portable music player or cellular phone.

A common examples is the addition of punctuation or additional numbers or letters to artists names in a software program like iTunes so that they appear early or later in your playlist.

For instance, renaming "Loudon Wainwright III" as "!Loudon" in order to ensure that Loudon Appears at the top of a list of names.

Other examples included adding additional spaces, changing "Elissa Robbins" into "E lissa Robbins," so that your best friend appears at the top of the list of "E"s in your cellular telephones address book.

I went to call Charles and instead of having to scroll down past Caleb, Carl, and Cecilia, I luckily had used force-sorting and as a result, he appeared at the top of the list as C harles.

Force-sorting by carlygoodman September 5, 2007

Sorting Hat

A woman's vagina is known as a sorting hat when she fucks any man to find the perfect fit

I heard Vicky has a Sorting hat, she has fucked every man at work but not found the right man to Slytherin.

Sorting Hat by Eggroy March 2, 2017

sobbing

convulsive gasp made while weeping; cry uncontrollably

There's one thing that you gotta do
to make me still want you:

Gotta stop sobbing now!!!!

sobbing by delpili August 17, 2007

tipsy sobbing

when your lightweight of a mother takes one too many sips of wine and can't stop laughing which then leads to mascara-filled tears running down her cheeks as she attempts to catch her breath while also hiccuping.

Oh god— Mom, you've only had three sips and you're already tipsy sobbing.

tipsy sobbing by lilyandyy December 27, 2021

Sonbing 

When one cries so hard because of feels that one can't type correctly

Kat got so emotional about a band that she started sonbing.

Sonbing by Wafflely_Toto October 9, 2013