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Slobbing 

The act of holding in your pee for hours on end until you eventually begin masturbating (turbo wanking)until the inevitable climax of an explosion of piss, cum, and blood.
“I just got done slobbing, my wife doesn’t love me and my rooms a mess!”
Slobbing by Slob king December 19, 2023

slobbing 

The art of getting your arthouse fix while engaging in some steamy oral action in Maine. You’re barely dressed, wrapped in blankets, watching avant-garde flicks as someone goes downtown. It’s highbrow cinema meets lowbrow slobbering, with enough on-screen and off-screen heat to fog up your hipster glasses.
Slobbing hard tonight. Cueing up some Bergman while she slobbers on my knob.
slobbing by Sloop John D. Nuts January 4, 2025

Slobbing meat 

To preform oral sex on a man, typically a blowjob with a copious amount of saliva
Damn man I was with Samantha last night and what they say about her is true; she's an expert at slobbing meat
Slobbing meat by DinoPrice January 13, 2017

Slobbing on my knob 

The phrase "slobbing on my knob" is another definition for meat rider, it is used when the person has been meat riding for quite a while.
Owen was talking about how Angel is very good looking for the past 40 minutes

"Buddy you are slobbing on my knob right now"
Slobbing on my knob by critz20 April 15, 2023

slobbing on the diddly

"Man it felt so good last night when she was slobbing on the diddly"
slobbing on the diddly by ayyslmao February 14, 2017

Slobbing Around Shirt 

A,
A shirt which has aged a bit, but still fits and acceptable to wear when lounging around the house, etc.

B,
A ridulously oversized shirt given to you by some asshole family member (who is probably too much of a retard to look at the size label first) for the purpose of 'slobbing around in'
A,
'Hey, that's a cool shirt
'Thanks, I've had it ages, more of a slobbing around shirt to be honest

B,
'Ahh nice shir..oh..ermm... why's this shirt XXL exactly?'
'Ahh, its more of a slobbing around shirt, really'
'What's the point in that? couldn't you just be realistic and get one my size?'
'No I couldn't, we got it for free anyway, so like it or I'll kick your head in.'
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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