Slopscotch

A position in the Palma Sutra, the ancient discourse on self-pleasure, slopscotch is when you squat down and grab hold of your protuberance and hop up and down until release is attained.

In the northern provinces, Slopscotch is referred to as The Bouncing Buffalo.

by boatbutter August 14, 2006

Slopgotch

Slang term for vagina. Usually a loose, disease infected and often foul smelling vagina.

Hey man, I fucked your slut sister last night and she has the nastiest slopgotch I've ever eaten, I think I have pink eye now!

by The Great Incesto September 23, 2009

Snapscotch

A meaningless name for a person. Can be used as a friendly way of saying prick, jerk off, or nutjob.

"Fork it over snapscotch!"

by Popsie December 9, 2008

swapscotch

Noun - a small patch with a raised edge, especially in flowers.

Example: Hairs to the ear of the saffron are a wonderful swapscotch

by Marc2.0 July 29, 2023

Plopscotch

A variation of the game of hopscotch, but it involves evading piles of either duck poop, goose poop, or dog poop.

The survival game is played either on a sidewalk, a street, or grass. It is usually in a public area.

The object is to get to a place where there is no more obstacles and your pant legs and shoes must be clean.

John what happened to your shoes?

Oh. Yeah I mistakenly tried to take a shortcut through the park and had to play a vigorous game of plopscotch. Unfortunately, I lost.

by boggler October 31, 2025