Plopscotch

A variation of the game of hopscotch, but it involves evading piles of either duck poop, goose poop, or dog poop.

The survival game is played either on a sidewalk, a street, or grass. It is usually in a public area.

The object is to get to a place where there is no more obstacles and your pant legs and shoes must be clean.

John what happened to your shoes?

Oh. Yeah I mistakenly tried to take a shortcut through the park and had to play a vigorous game of plopscotch. Unfortunately, I lost.

by boggler October 31, 2025

Slopscotch

A position in the Palma Sutra, the ancient discourse on self-pleasure, slopscotch is when you squat down and grab hold of your protuberance and hop up and down until release is attained.

In the northern provinces, Slopscotch is referred to as The Bouncing Buffalo.

by boatbutter August 14, 2006

poopsnotch

any device or apparatus used for the express purpose of giving somebody a hitler

i shoved the cactus into kelly's butthole, removed it, and smeared the poo on her upper lip. magically, the cactus became a poopsnotch.

by babysnakes May 9, 2007

poopscotch

an explicative used when something bad has happened to you, but you dont think is very important.

Did i just get shot in the leg? Poopscotch!

by redbomber0 October 12, 2005

Poopscotch

The stain left on you undies/panties after wearing them.

Damn babe, from the looks of that poopscotch you must have been eating meatloaf all day!

by Chuck Bucket March 31, 2005

Pinopscotch

The nickname for a person who in any job, particularly the military, is tasked with doing the less favored, unpleasant work.

A: "Hey the bathrooms are disgusting, they need to be cleaned now."

B: "Dont worry i'll get someone right on it....Pinopscotch!"

by GerMz89 August 19, 2009

Poopscooch

Adjective- Used to define one who is acting like an asshole and/or douchebag.

Dude jeff just totally cock blocked me, what a poopscooch.

by Iget Madpuss December 30, 2009