Hey man, I fucked your slut sister last night and she has the nastiest slopgotch I've ever eaten, I think I have pink eye now!
by The Great Incesto September 23, 2009
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When a girl is straddling you and aggressively fingering herself to the point of extreme wetness, then sticks her fingers in your mouth... so far down your throat you gag.
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Usually is a person that believes in adult fairy tales (religion); a sad display of a human being that loves to gargle semen.
A creampie guzzler.
The act of eating another man's pie from his woman.
One who eats another man's semen regardless of its location.
Usually is a person that believes in adult fairy tales (religion); a sad display of a human being that loves to gargle semen.
A creampie guzzler.
The act of eating another man's pie from his woman.
One who eats another man's semen regardless of its location.
That slootch lapped it up after I nutted in his woman.
He slootched it after we ran a train on her.
That slootch finally got his dream job... ...jizz mop boy off of 42nd street.
He got herpes from slootching at gangbangs off of craigslist.
He slootched it after we ran a train on her.
That slootch finally got his dream job... ...jizz mop boy off of 42nd street.
He got herpes from slootching at gangbangs off of craigslist.
by Pfold Damager September 5, 2011
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In the 80’s she is credited for inventing the trash bag as outer wear.
Proper description of any overweight morbidly or approaching twenty something chick with ratted out, teased up hair-chewing gum-and usually talking loudly while smacking said gum.
Standard attire includes tattered Walmart clothing always in black but sometimes paired with denim-fishnets with her flesh bulging thru them. Shoes are either crushed out vans/chucks/airwalk sneakers sometimes bedazzled or black stuffed out Doc Martin knockoffs worn down from being drug thru 7-11’s and strip mall parking lots. Claw machine jewelry and I’ll fitting bras that let her side boob spill over smudging deodorant along its arm flap. Somewhere under that faux leather skirt are cut off support hose. Racoon level Black Is her eye liner applied in the car proves she’s a bad girl. If you make eye contact longer than ten seconds and have cool shoes a blowjob in a stairwell is assured. Good for you she plucked her mole(s).
In the 80’s she is credited for inventing the trash bag as outer wear.
Proper description of any overweight morbidly or approaching twenty something chick with ratted out, teased up hair-chewing gum-and usually talking loudly while smacking said gum.
Standard attire includes tattered Walmart clothing always in black but sometimes paired with denim-fishnets with her flesh bulging thru them. Shoes are either crushed out vans/chucks/airwalk sneakers sometimes bedazzled or black stuffed out Doc Martin knockoffs worn down from being drug thru 7-11’s and strip mall parking lots. Claw machine jewelry and I’ll fitting bras that let her side boob spill over smudging deodorant along its arm flap. Somewhere under that faux leather skirt are cut off support hose. Racoon level Black Is her eye liner applied in the car proves she’s a bad girl. If you make eye contact longer than ten seconds and have cool shoes a blowjob in a stairwell is assured. Good for you she plucked her mole(s).
Merna opted for the “Slorgoth” look for the Winger reunion show. Her faded black spandex dress was stretched so tight her cellulite could be seen through it.
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