Snapscotch 

A meaningless name for a person. Can be used as a friendly way of saying prick, jerk off, or nutjob.

"Fork it over snapscotch!"

Snapscotch by Popsie December 9, 2008

Slopscotch 

A position in the Palma Sutra, the ancient discourse on self-pleasure, slopscotch is when you squat down and grab hold of your protuberance and hop up and down until release is attained.

In the northern provinces, Slopscotch is referred to as The Bouncing Buffalo.

Slopscotch by boatbutter August 14, 2006

Stabscotch 

When someone, usually drunk, puts their hand on the table and spreads their fingers out and uses a knife to stab quickly between them. Also known as the Knife Game.

"I cut the shit out of my fingers last night when I tried to play stabscotch, I really shouldn't drink so much"

Stabscotch by Pastor Travis March 24, 2008

snapcrotch

An informal term for vaginitis, an inflammation of the vaginal mucosa.

To my distress, a visit to my doctor found I had come down with a nasty case of snapcrotch.

snapcrotch by KeeKee PlooPloo March 31, 2009

swapscotch 

Noun - a small patch with a raised edge, especially in flowers.

Example: Hairs to the ear of the saffron are a wonderful swapscotch

swapscotch by Marc2.0 July 29, 2023