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Slopscotch 

A position in the Palma Sutra, the ancient discourse on self-pleasure, slopscotch is when you squat down and grab hold of your protuberance and hop up and down until release is attained.
In the northern provinces, Slopscotch is referred to as The Bouncing Buffalo.
Slopscotch by boatbutter August 14, 2006
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Stabscotch 

When someone, usually drunk, puts their hand on the table and spreads their fingers out and uses a knife to stab quickly between them. Also known as the Knife Game.
"I cut the shit out of my fingers last night when I tried to play stabscotch, I really shouldn't drink so much"
Stabscotch by Pastor Travis March 24, 2008

Snapscotch 

A meaningless name for a person. Can be used as a friendly way of saying prick, jerk off, or nutjob.
"Fork it over snapscotch!"
Snapscotch by Popsie December 9, 2008

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026