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slotlationship 

Being addicted to unpredictable behavior in a relationship.
A relationship with a guy or girl that is so unpredictable, that waiting for them to be nice becomes addictive - much like in the way that playing a slot machine repetitively waiting for 3 cherries is addictive.
I'm sick of Kristy complaining about never knowing if her boyfriend is going to be nice to her or be a jerk...she needs to get out of that slotlationship!
slotlationship by actorfest September 16, 2009

Sloperation 

This whole process is out of wack; it's a sloperation!
Sloperation by PortManTeau February 5, 2015

slopulation 

When a fluid sloshes unexpectedly from the container it is in and makes a mess.
Cherry Slushy was all over Sara's face after she vigorously tilted up her Slushy cup causing it to have a premature slopulation.
slopulation by Mark G. Mueller June 17, 2008

Slotlationship 

A way to describe a relationship where one or more parties plays their cards close to their chest. You are like a slot machine that your partners pulls and they could either come up cherries or bust, its all up to what you want to show them.

Being a bit mysterious with what you are vesting in the relationship and not coming on to strong, such as placing a girl you just met as your profile picture on facebook.
You might need to be in a slotlationship, where the girl never knows if it comes up cherries or a 7,2,4.
Slotlationship by GUERILLAONE September 16, 2009

stopulation 

A rule or condition regarding cessation of motion.
If there are no other vehicles near a red-octagonal-sign-marked intersection, having to actually jam on your brakes and come to a halt seems like a hugely-unreasonable stopulation!
stopulation by QuacksO April 7, 2022