Being addicted to unpredictable behavior in a relationship.
A relationship with a guy or girl that is so unpredictable, that waiting for them to be nice becomes addictive - much like in the way that playing a slot machine repetitively waiting for 3 cherries is addictive.
I'm sick of Kristycomplaining about never knowing if her boyfriend is going to be nice to her or be a jerk...she needs to get out of that slotlationship!
A way to describe a relationship where one or more parties plays their cards close to their chest. You are like a slot machine that your partners pulls and they could either come up cherries or bust, its all up to what you want to show them.
Being a bit mysterious with what you are vesting in the relationship and not coming on to strong, such as placing a girl you just met as your profile picture on facebook.
You might need to be in a slotlationship, where the girl never knows if it comes up cherries or a 7,2,4.
A word to describe the masses of barely-conscious, slop-consuming people who liveamong us.
I overheard two members of the slopulation speaking to each other today. One guy said he thought the Earth “stopped spinning” each night to let the sun rest. The other guy said “yeah man I’m not sure” and that the “school system” failed them because they were never taught “useful stuff, like how to do taxes.”
If there are no other vehicles near a red-octagonal-sign-marked intersection, having to actually jam on your brakes and come to a halt seems like a hugely-unreasonable stopulation!
Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.