A word to describe the masses of barely-conscious, slop-consuming people who live among us.
I overheard two members of the slopulation speaking to each other today. One guy said he thought the Earth “stopped spinning” each night to let the sun rest. The other guy said “yeah man I’m not sure” and that the “school system” failed them because they were never taught “useful stuff, like how to do taxes.”
The art of penetrating someone's scapula (i.e. shoulder blade) by forcing your fingers between the bone and the muscles. Must be done while a person is unawares and unwilling.
Being addicted to unpredictable behavior in a relationship.
A relationship with a guy or girl that is so unpredictable, that waiting for them to be nice becomes addictive - much like in the way that playing a slot machine repetitively waiting for 3 cherries is addictive.
I'm sick of Kristy complaining about never knowing if her boyfriend is going to be nice to her or be a jerk...she needs to get out of that slotlationship!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.