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slotlationship

Being addicted to unpredictable behavior in a relationship.
A relationship with a guy or girl that is so unpredictable, that waiting for them to be nice becomes addictive - much like in the way that playing a slot machine repetitively waiting for 3 cherries is addictive.
I'm sick of Kristy complaining about never knowing if her boyfriend is going to be nice to her or be a jerk...she needs to get out of that slotlationship!
by actorfest September 16, 2009
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Slotlationship

A way to describe a relationship where one or more parties plays their cards close to their chest. You are like a slot machine that your partners pulls and they could either come up cherries or bust, its all up to what you want to show them.

Being a bit mysterious with what you are vesting in the relationship and not coming on to strong, such as placing a girl you just met as your profile picture on facebook.
You might need to be in a slotlationship, where the girl never knows if it comes up cherries or a 7,2,4.
by GUERILLAONE September 16, 2009
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Sextlationship

The unoffical relationship of two people developed through sexting. Flirting, hooking up, and sexting a person but not being officially in a relationship. Similar to a fuck buddy but has emotional elements of a relationship as well even though neither party will admit it.
A: "So are you two in a relationship?"
B: "NOOOO! WE ARE NOT!"
A: "But you guys sext and hook up right?"
B: "Well yeah but it is definitely not a relationship"
A: "So its a sextlationship!"
by Britney&LucyLiu February 14, 2013
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sluglationship

a relationship that a slug at west point might be in. 3 out of 5 of the following criteria must be met to qualify for this term:

1.He probably has been going out with this girl since high school
2. They've (probably) never fucked, or if they have, not very well.
3. She's fat.
4. aforementioned slug acts like he's hot shit due to said relationship
5. at least one of the two are from texas.
Why's Texas so happy today?
Oh, he just reaffirmed his sluglationship
by secr3tas1anman November 13, 2009
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slorationship

A slut/whore has a relationship with you which you think is special but isnt.
I thought that I had a good relationship, but it just turned out to be a slorationship.
by jamesotisjr13 December 20, 2010
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Shitlationship

A relationship that is going through a shitty patch.
I'm in a shitlationship with my boyfriend who doesn't spend anytime with me anymore.
by HugglezB September 29, 2018
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