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Slopulation

A word to describe the masses of barely-conscious, slop-consuming people who live among us.
I overheard two members of the slopulation speaking to each other today. One guy said he thought the Earth “stopped spinning” each night to let the sun rest. The other guy said “yeah man I’m not sure” and that the “school system” failed them because they were never taught “useful stuff, like how to do taxes.”
Slopulation by HamBoneington July 17, 2026

stipulation 

an assumption on which rests the validity or effect of something else
a stipulation of fact was made in order to avoid delay
stipulation by maelstr0m_X1 November 4, 2004

Simpulation 

Simping on an unworldly level.
"I swear yall niggas fake, this gotta be a simpulation wtf"
Simpulation by @kyubees February 12, 2020

Situation Stipulation 

A cluase to a situation which voids any kind of action that would normaly be carried out by the party invovled in the situation.
"Hey man...you were suppose to go on that double date with me and my girl!"

"Nah man...SITUATION STIPULATION! You didnt inform me that i was goin to be going with her "ugly" friend...and I had to pay for both of us!
Situation Stipulation by Pete187 November 24, 2007

scapulation 

The art of penetrating someone's scapula (i.e. shoulder blade) by forcing your fingers between the bone and the muscles. Must be done while a person is unawares and unwilling.
That hurt! I was scapulated!

After my scapulation, I felt dirty and ashamed.
scapulation by Megz n Denzer July 9, 2004

slotlationship 

Being addicted to unpredictable behavior in a relationship.
A relationship with a guy or girl that is so unpredictable, that waiting for them to be nice becomes addictive - much like in the way that playing a slot machine repetitively waiting for 3 cherries is addictive.
I'm sick of Kristy complaining about never knowing if her boyfriend is going to be nice to her or be a jerk...she needs to get out of that slotlationship!
slotlationship by actorfest September 16, 2009